METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN

Misa Apr 7, 2019 @ 9:12pm
Has anyone eaten a Calorie Mate? The MGS 3 ration exists in real life!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXstPOD4zFo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AK8D_lxQH6Y

Calorie Mate is part of the MGS 3 universe that actually exist in real life

Naked Snaked said it's good! So it's must be good. But, I'm curious has anyone tried the actual stuff before?

I'm going to buy some as a collector's item....and maybe try some as to see what it tastes like (Just curious just like Eva.)

https://www.amazon.com/Calorie-Mate-Balanced-Chocolate-Ounce/dp/B000W9CNOK?th=1

Try it out tell me what you think!
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Para-Medic: "I see you have a Calorie Mate."
Snake: "Calorie Mate?"
Para-Medic: "The thing you're holding now."
Snake: "Oh, the little block that looks like a cookie?"
Para-Medic: "Try it. It's pretty good."
Snake: "Okay. But what is this thing? I've never seen anything like it."
Para-Medic: "Calorie Mate is an energy supplement that contains all the
proteins, liquids, vitamins, carbohydrates and minerals needed for
a balanced diet. It is a well-balanced food. Because of that, it's
just perfect for giving your body the nutrition it needs in
combat."
Snake: "It sounds like a space-age food."
Para-Medic: "Real astronaut food is not very good, but that should taste fine."
Snake: "Yeah, and it will help balance out all this jungle food I'm eating."
Para-Medic: "It's easy and quick to eat, so it's perfect for when you are
running late for an important mission in the morning."
Snake: "I've never been late for a mission."
Para-Medic: "Really? Aren't you always keeping people waiting?"
Snake: "?"
Para-Medic: "It's easy to keep track of your calorie intake and receive the
nutrition your body needs, so it's good for losing weight too. All
of the geisha girls in Japan use it for watching their calories."
Snake: "Is that why they're all so slim?"
Para-Medic: "Right. And any diet where you eat nothing at all is bad for the
body."
Snake: "I see. You seem to know a lot about Japan don't you?"
Para-Medic: "Yes, I love Japan."
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Krona🥶 Apr 7, 2019 @ 9:34pm 
No but I have had Regain Energy Drink
Misa Apr 7, 2019 @ 9:43pm 
Originally posted by SolidSnakeKam14:
No but I have had Regain Energy Drink
Thank you for saying that 😍 now i have to go collect that as well... Did u like it?
Phantom_Wolf Apr 7, 2019 @ 9:47pm 
I read an article quite long ago about the Calorie Mate.

Apparently Japanese models like to take them as they're balanced nutrition, letting them lose weight or something.

That was a long time ago, kind of funny Snake likes it as much as instant noodles, and instant noodles are not healthy.
Phantom_Wolf Apr 8, 2019 @ 12:44am 
Originally posted by tausoldier:
They're delicious.

Also released a fashion line a year or two ago.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZEa5lNUQAAGf43.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZEa6ZBUQAUG_UM.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZEa7pMUQAEfe_o.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZEbgY_VMAAVO4t.jpg

Man can't wait for it and the Calorie Mate itself to go mainstream worldwide so you can find it on every battlefield and have a good crunch
abcd Apr 8, 2019 @ 1:25am 
Originally posted by Phantom_Wolf:
Man can't wait for it and the Calorie Mate itself to go mainstream worldwide so you can find it on every battlefield and have a good crunch

Unfortunately, much like the Tactical Cardboard Box, they are too expensive to manufacture to see much use on the battlefield. They're usually upstaged by peanut butter and fruit cocktail.



Originally posted by ❤ 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓪 ❤:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rPxbhFwCwI

https://youtu.be/kfPReIAKxeQ
somerandomchap Apr 8, 2019 @ 4:30am 
I try them when i go to japan hoping to like them but they arent very good.
Pliskin Apr 8, 2019 @ 11:20am 
Bought some when I visited Japan... 'shortcake' variety if I remember right.
Mmm.. Tasty.
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Date Posted: Apr 7, 2019 @ 9:12pm
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