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Although if you ok with getting a virus and downloading mods that are stolen/don't work feel free to install them in:
Documents>BeamNG.drive>mods
Do not unpack them!
And NEVER open an .exe from a Russian site, or anywhere unreliable for than matter unless you are ok with your computer getting destroyed by a virus and having all your data stolen :)
Under no circumstances, should you open it
Or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record Gigli
Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling
It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
And make you physically attracted to sheep
Steal your identity and your credit card
Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online!