Why are you hiring college grads and kids to write the game, my god the writing is so bad. People don't talk like this, the whole world is not a California tech park. It's so pretentious and fake and constantly feels like things are written by people who has no experience with reality at all.

Ever wanted to talk to people, gather plants, then talk to more people before maybe shooting an RDA soldier or two — just so you can… talk again? Welcome to Pandora, where the true enemy isn’t the RDA — it’s boredom.

The visuals? Stunning. The gameplay? A masterclass in how to make side quests feel like a full-time job. You’ll get lost — not in the immersive world — but in the endless cycle of “go there, pick leaf, return, repeat.”

Play it solo and discover a whole new level of loneliness. Play it co-op, and at least you’ll have someone to suffer with.

Recommended only if your idea of fun is space yoga with blue people and 100 hours of errands.
Pandora awaits. Bring snacks.

Ever wanted to talk to people, gather plants, then talk to more people before maybe shooting an RDA soldier or two — just so you can… talk again? Welcome to Pandora, where the true enemy isn’t the RDA — it’s boredom.

The visuals? Stunning. The gameplay? A masterclass in how to make side quests feel like a full-time job. You’ll get lost — not in the immersive world — but in the endless cycle of “go there, pick leaf, return, repeat.”

Play it solo and discover a whole new level of loneliness. Play it co-op, and at least you’ll have someone to suffer with.

Recommended only if your idea of fun is space yoga with blue people and 100 hours of errands.
Pandora awaits. Bring snacks.