Who's your favorite waifu?

[CordedUberator]

And why is it Blanc?

Edit: Hey guys, the new waifu thread is up!

http://steamcommunity.com/app/351710/discussions/0/617336568088755295/?tscn=1432696252#p1

Feel free to continue posting in here though, just wanted to make everyone aware of it =P

[ggamer2]

The way Cave moves during her Black Label attack makes me all hot and bothered, I guess I'm weak for Leanbox women.

She can be my queen bee anyday.

[CordedUberator]

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

Messaggio originale di Forgive Your Insanity:

HE... IS... YOUR FATHER HISTOIRE.

Hah you wish! It is really of no importance who I am. What matters is that the Call of Waifu is upheld.

Call of Waifu sounds like a game series I'd buy yearly.

[RobDeLaMorte]

No mention of the clear best waifu, Histoire.

This thread is a fraud. ¬_¬

[Ponyeater]

Messaggio originale di CordedUberator:

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

Hah you wish! It is really of no importance who I am. What matters is that the Call of Waifu is upheld.

Call of Waifu sounds like a game series I'd buy yearly.

Imagine that. Turn-based strategy shooter. All characters from an anime universe. A story mode to tie all the characters together and make them alive...

Oh wait, we got something like that. Valkyria Chronicles (it's not an all female cast though sadly). ^_^

[CordedUberator]

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

Messaggio originale di CordedUberator:

Call of Waifu sounds like a game series I'd buy yearly.

Imagine that. Turn-based strategy shooter. All characters from an anime universe. A story mode to tie all the characters together and make them alive...

Oh wait, we got something like that. Valkyria Chronicles (it's not an all female cast though sadly). ^_^

Yeah, but excluding Welkin and the Shamrock, you can make your squad the Waifu Brigade.

[Ponyeater]

Messaggio originale di CordedUberator:

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

Imagine that. Turn-based strategy shooter. All characters from an anime universe. A story mode to tie all the characters together and make them alive...

Oh wait, we got something like that. Valkyria Chronicles (it's not an all female cast though sadly). ^_^

Yeah, but excluding Welkin and the Shamrock, you can make your squad the Waifu Brigade.

Dallas <3

It's just a shame they got the classes all wrong. It's only half the fun when scout rushing is the way to properly play. :<

But eh, someone's gotta step up and make this Call of Waifu game. I can already hear the narrator Counter Strike Style with an animu voice. "KILL STREAKUU~!"

[CordedUberator]

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

Messaggio originale di CordedUberator:

Yeah, but excluding Welkin and the Shamrock, you can make your squad the Waifu Brigade.

Dallas <3

It's just a shame they got the classes all wrong. It's only half the fun when scout rushing is the way to properly play. :<

But eh, someone's gotta step up and make this Call of Waifu game. I can already hear the narrator Counter Strike Style with an animu voice. "KILL STREAKUU~!"

Scouts and Engineers are all you really need, and one Lancer at most if your Edelweiss can't handle the heavier tanks. Shocktroops and snipers are just nice little dressings for your army, but aren't really helpful.

Though, that picture you just described is AWESOME! But all the characters would have to be slightly unnervingly sexualized lolis to make it a true anime game.

[Ponyeater]

Messaggio originale di CordedUberator:

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

Dallas <3

It's just a shame they got the classes all wrong. It's only half the fun when scout rushing is the way to properly play. :<

But eh, someone's gotta step up and make this Call of Waifu game. I can already hear the narrator Counter Strike Style with an animu voice. "KILL STREAKUU~!"

Scouts and Engineers are all you really need, and one Lancer at most if your Edelweiss can't handle the heavier tanks. Shocktroops and snipers are just nice little dressings for your army, but aren't really helpful.

Though, that picture you just described is AWESOME! But all the characters would have to be slightly unnervingly sexualized lolis to make it a true anime game.

Easy. Have the game play in a hot setting like... during summer. Enough reason for everyone to take the heavy kevlar vests off and show some abs. Resistence to enemy bullets is explained via magical magnetic bracelets that reduce the speed of incoming projectiles. :>

[CordedUberator]

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

Easy. Have the game play in a hot setting like... during summer. Enough reason for everyone to take the heavy kevlar vests off and show some abs. Resistence to enemy bullets is explained via magical magnetic bracelets that reduce the speed of incoming projectiles. :>

Just a couple of things we have to work out: what weapons would they all use?

Obviously the weapons would have to be like, 2-3x larger than their bodies. Something like's Uni's HDD rifle.

Also, it would have to designed with a bunch of filler rounds in between every real match. Something like a 5:1 filler-actual fight ratio would do the trick.

[Skatten]

Messaggio originale di CordedUberator:

And why is it Blanc?

And why is it Noire? *correction*

[CordedUberator]

Messaggio originale di Kinkin:

Messaggio originale di CordedUberator:

And why is it Blanc?

And why is it Noire? *correction*

Nope, Blanc is objectively best waifu!

[Ponyeater]

Messaggio originale di CordedUberator:

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

Easy. Have the game play in a hot setting like... during summer. Enough reason for everyone to take the heavy kevlar vests off and show some abs. Resistence to enemy bullets is explained via magical magnetic bracelets that reduce the speed of incoming projectiles. :>

Just a couple of things we have to work out: what weapons would they all use?

Obviously the weapons would have to be like, 2-3x larger than their bodies. Something like's Uni's HDD rifle.

Also, it would have to designed with a bunch of filler rounds in between every real match. Something like a 5:1 filler-actual fight ratio would do the trick.

Sounds good. Also the weapons need to shoot frilly lazers and grenades create sparkly explosions of various colors. Characters don't die, they get "incapacitated" and scream loudy "DESSSUUU" while being knocked out. Anything else would be too violent. In gameplay terms they also ragdoll out of course. No fun game without some funny ragdolls.

What else did we forget?

Messaggio originale di CordedUberator:

Messaggio originale di Kinkin:

And why is it Noire? *correction*

Nope, Blanc is objectively best waifu!

It begins...

[CordedUberator]

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

Sounds good. Also the weapons need to shoot frilly lazers and grenades create sparkly explosions of various colors. Characters don't die, they get "incapacitated" and scream loudy "DESSSUUU" while being knocked out. Anything else would be too violent. In gameplay terms they also ragdoll out of course. No fun game without some funny ragdolls.

What else did we forget?

Every time you want to attack, you have to stand in place for half the match, with your character screaming loudly, and no-one is able to harm you while you power up.

Also, the character says something along the lines that they believe in themselves/their friends when they do attack.

Messaggio originale di Mayson the Minion:

It begins...

WAIFU KOMBAAAAAAT!

FIGHT!

[Stella Polaris]

nepgear is the secret waifu... no doubt

[FxyO]

IF. blanc is probably my least favorite.