Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number

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Dr.Fumetastic (Αποκλεισμένος) 30 Ιουν 2015, 7:43
Thick Skin Fanfic NOT PORN!(maybe just a litte)
It was a hot, humid and generally almost unbearable day in Miami. The hot and humid climate was caused by the devilishly handsome and competent detective Manny Pardo. He was sitting at his desk at work in the police station just waiting for one of his inebriated informants to call him and give him an at least somewhat useful clue. Sitting there trying to piece together the twisted story that was behind all the mysterious murders commited by the wretched and foul perpetrator that was the Miami Mutilator( who had made this and many other days unbereable) he was being watched.
All the policewomen were staring at him with a lascivious look that one only witnesses shortly after sexual intercorpse. One could say that this was a perfect example of why women shouldn't be allowed to work at places where they could meet such thick-skinned and generally seductive men such as the extraordinarily handsome and competent detective Manny Pardo. However, even though they might have not been willing to admit it, the policemen were staring at him, too. Part of them with a look that was full of envy – since they saw him under the shower at work from time to time and since they knew all about his extremely thick foreskin – while another part looked at him just as lascivious as the women, and while, surprisingly enough, the last part looked at him even more lasciviously than most of the women, thinking very detailled about how they could spent time with that devilishly handsome and ridiculously competent detective Manny Pardo.
They all wanted a piece of his thick skin – especially those that weren't actually into men. Pardo noticed their desire. He always did. But he had to focus on more important matters. The Miami Mutilator was still out there. And he was the only one who could stop this vicious perpetrator who would soon claim all the attention of the media. These feeble and feckless Jacket-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-vigilantes were no match for the direfully dangerous and demoralisingly deadly Miami Mutilator. Soon they would realize the hard truth: No one gains their 15 Minutes of fame without a price.
Τελευταία επεξεργασία από Dr.Fumetastic; 30 Ιουν 2015, 7:45
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Dr.Fumetastic (Αποκλεισμένος) 30 Ιουν 2015, 7:45 
Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από Stonepaq:
The Pardo thickens

I was born this thick.
Τελευταία επεξεργασία από Dr.Fumetastic; 30 Ιουν 2015, 7:45
nelson01023 (Αποκλεισμένος) 30 Ιουν 2015, 9:45 
all hail the great pardo
HawaiiMark (Αποκλεισμένος) 30 Ιουν 2015, 10:45 
what
Τελευταία επεξεργασία από HawaiiMark; 30 Ιουν 2015, 10:45
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♥♥♥♥ this forum.
HawaiiMark (Αποκλεισμένος) 30 Ιουν 2015, 13:15 
Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από TheDisableBore:
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♥♥♥♥ this forum.
Agreed.
Ninja Turtles (Αποκλεισμένος) 30 Ιουν 2015, 14:02 
1989/10

Still better than Cory in the House - IGN

We are saved now, or at least for 15 minutes.
Ninja Turtles (Αποκλεισμένος) 30 Ιουν 2015, 14:03 
Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από TheDisableBore:
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♥♥♥♥ myself for not liking this. I am going back to jacking off to Swancest like the Jacket jack-off I am.

Masturbating too much may cause erectile dysfunction
NotSchizophrenic (Αποκλεισμένος) 30 Ιουν 2015, 14:24 
yeah it is better than cory in the house
Why did I read all of that, I hate Manny Pardo wtf ?
Look what waiting for the level editor made me do.
Τελευταία επεξεργασία από JoeAbuuzy; 30 Ιουν 2015, 14:45
NotSchizophrenic (Αποκλεισμένος) 30 Ιουν 2015, 17:56 
yeah fanfiction is pretty funny
That was amazing.. made my night
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