My theory: I think Jake and Daniels are brothers

[Berkenheim]

Well, i think Jake and Daniels are brothers, if you ask why they don't contact it's because of they died. I'm asking, why Jake acted so patriotic.

Their look are almost same, both of them are fat, and their skills, it's very the same.

I think story is like this:

Daniels gone to army, and years after in the last mission (nuclear plant attack) of Daniels, he died in there. When Jake learnt his brother died, he got into depression. And he wanted to become a patriot like Daniels, so he signed up to 50 Blessings because he can't get into army. And one day when he shaved his head because of the depression, they called him. And he got into the job.

So, this is my theory. And if you ask, Daniels is the big brother, and Jake is the little brother.

What do you think about my theory?

[Berkenheim]

Originally posted by alex:

i don't think so. they look completely different and the only thing they have in common is that they're both fat. different eye color, head shape, hair color, different eyebrows. they're just both... fat.

I'm not saying they're twins. Yes, their faces are not familiar but head shape, body shape, skills etc. are so familiar.

[Hobo]

Originally posted by Efendi Panda CSGODUCK.COM:

And one day when he shaved his head because of the depression

Actually, I think it makes more sense that he shaves his head because wants to act like a soldier (They usually shave all their hair).

[Berkenheim]

Originally posted by Hobo Junior:

Originally posted by Efendi Panda CSGODUCK.COM:

And one day when he shaved his head because of the depression

Actually, I think it makes more sense that he shaves his head because wants to act like a soldier (They usually shave all their hair).

I know right, well atleast i'm kinda right at something

[Davat]

Originally posted by Efendi Panda CSGODUCK.COM:

Originally posted by Hobo Junior:

Actually, I think it makes more sense that he shaves his head because wants to act like a soldier (They usually shave all their hair).

I know right, well atleast i'm kinda right at something

daniels died im pretty sure

[ripmagoo]

I too also like to think that they were related in some kind of way and the reason why Jake is so hostile to russians (i.e the tattoo artist) and all his patriotic ramblings is the result of him angry at Daniel's death. Though I think he shaved his head because of a military indoctrination or he considers himself a metaphorical soldier and that's why he's so willing to follow 50 blessings.

[Berkenheim]

Originally posted by DAT LOOGI DUDE:

Originally posted by Efendi Panda CSGODUCK.COM:

I know right, well atleast i'm kinda right at something

daniels died im pretty sure

I'm not saying Daniels isn't dead.

[Davat]

Originally posted by Efendi Panda CSGODUCK.COM:

Originally posted by DAT LOOGI DUDE:

daniels died im pretty sure

I'm not saying Daniels isn't dead.

oh

[Adeveth]

Well, actually Jake shaved his head so his head can fit into the mask because before he had an mullet.





































































pls no judge for reading wikipedia xddddddddddddddd

[Feetlover20988]

Jake wasn't accepted into the millatery because he lost his pinky toe in a snake accident obviously

[Adeveth]

Originally posted by a sandwitch bishop:

Jake wasn't accepted into the millatery because he lost his pinky toe in a snake accident obviously

wat

[Feetlover20988]

You must have all of your feet to be in the military including toes so that's why he wasn't accepted in to the military

[Adeveth]

Originally posted by a sandwitch bishop:

You must have all of your feet to be in the military including toes so that's why he wasn't accepted in to the military

How do you know that? was it stated by Dennis or just a theory?

[Feetlover20988]

A theory a game theory thanks for watching

[Feetlover20988]

Besides I find it funny that jake wasn't accepted in to the military because his little toe was bitten off by a snake

[Adeveth]

Originally posted by a sandwitch bishop:

Besides I find it funny that jake wasn't accepted in to the military because his little toe was bitten off by a snake

Just because he has an snake mask? TRIGGERED !§!§§