killed by jesus

[†øøts]

was in ammunation buying stuff when suddenly i'm pulled out of store, forcibly turned around before getting my head blown off.

as i spawned i realised i was killed by what appeared to be an npc.
thinking it was some dumb modder i hopped online sessions immediately upon spawning

i set myself to spawn at last location so lo and behold - ammunation.

go inside, and see the exact npc that shot me standing in front of the register. as i approach he says, "whoaaa, that's trippy" or something.

i took a closer look and saw he had a cross, and resembled jesus but in modern, casual attire.
he also had this cool looking gun - almost looked like some kind of plasma, laser shooter.

anyway, i dont know if it was a modder or a random event but it was fu*kin weird.

edit: forgot to mention that I did indeed trying killing him. he was immortal.

[Rocky]

LOL,
May ye have faith in yer lord.

[iMoveFasterAlone]

This Jesus?
https://youtu.be/vITbMGk6RGI

[† Living Dead Girl †]

That is weird. Yeah, probably a modder. I have seen a lot of strange stuff. Even in private lobbies with my friends... and all these mountain lions were down a strip of road in the middle of Los Santos. And the friend I was playing with was trying to tell me I was seeing things. He almost had me going for a little while... until he burst out laughing and said that "Yeah, I see them too."

lol

[iMoveFasterAlone]

Cheaters roam free on pc. Tell your friends.

[AntiqueGamer]

There is a JESUS-LOOKALIKE in Grand Theft Auto V and he appears down at the pier. You can see him standing there, looking very much like the guy whose supposed to be uber-holy. But he is not armed, and that incident you repoted has to be a modder of a fabrication as its never been reported anywhere by anyone ever in the history of GTA.

''And ye I walk through the valley of death holding a automatic and a clip ready in my hand and I say, speak not to me of modders or griefers or skript kiddies for I am so well-armed that Arnold Swartzenegger would think twice before looking at me funny ... and my wrath is great and lo, I will come down upon you with such furous vengence that you wil think that you accidentally walked into a proctology convention when I jam that clip in where the sun does not shine ...''

[iMoveFasterAlone]

https://youtu.be/4dqp4RSDHyI

[BloodShotN8]

yes today i got a few dozen jesu's spawned on me... reeegod something.. i think if i don't say whole name maybe its not outing.. ?

[vega]

halljullla.

[FedEx Noelle]

It's a message from god telling you to stop playing this game.

[krashd]

The Lord works in Mysterious Ways. And that store is right next to Ammunation so it's possible.

[𒀀𒂵𒉡𒆠.n0 m3rCy☣☠]

Straight out of the bible that ♥♥♥♥, Jesus returns and in his own words "I do not come bringing peace, I come bearing swords"

[vega]

Originally posted by .n0 m3rCy:

Straight out of the bible that ♥♥♥♥, Jesus returns and in his own words "I do not come bringing peace, I come bearing f35s and m16s."

edited that for you..

[𒀀𒂵𒉡𒆠.n0 m3rCy☣☠]

But all things set aside, does this mean that jesus is back? And he choose a videogame to bring the apocalypse? He must have not understood that the modderf*ers are not ingame but in real life :\