The Faggio.

[Gordon Freeman]

Some say the best things in life are free, to a homeless man wanting a 2 dollar cheese burger from mcdonalds maybe but for me the best things cost but more specifically $47,500 on the san andreas super motors store.

The Faggio Sport is the best bike in the game. I want your thoughts i want to hear what your wallets whisper to you. would you rather some useless car that the only things it can do is go fast and make you look like paul walker where he couldnt drift? or a gentle beast with the acceleration of a Razor Scooter from your local walmart or bigw?

Maybe a bike from tron that doesnt let you throw discs but harmful c4's that make your cash fly away from your bank just like you when you fall off it due to its very fast speed and neon lights that blind the user? or a bike that even griefers or modders all around the gta online universe dont mess with because of its ability to cloak the user with extreme poorness.

or how about a helicopter or plane where all you hear all day long is the beeping of either the seatbelt light or someone aiming a long pink stick with a ied attached to the front? see the Faggio can get in and out of sticky situations with ease, its small complex design allows you to go through gates, walkways, alleyways, stairs or even go between a ton of cars so they shoot some civilian and have to call a poor crippled man to get the fuzz off him.

Give me your thoughts. let me feel the wrath of you protecting your zentornos and karumas from the might of the Faggio.

[cruste]

Hands down for Cheburek.
Fabricated in good old USSR, sadly R* missed the opportunity to add the anthem as horn sound.

cruising through streets with the original cardboard bodykit never gets old.

[Torque]

Deppresor better

[Torque]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย cruste:

Hands down for Cheburek.
Fabricated in good old USSR, sadly R* missed the opportunity to add the anthem as horn sound.

cruising through streets with the original cardboard bodykit never gets old.

I have it its like lada

[D4YM4N]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย cruste:

Hands down for Cheburek.
Fabricated in good old USSR, sadly R* missed the opportunity to add the anthem as horn sound.

cruising through streets with the original cardboard bodykit never gets old.

sold!

[iMoveFasterAlone]

1. Faggio Mod
2. Faggio
3. Faggio Sport

Get them all.

[NickySins]

You say your Faggio is good, haha you don't know nothing kid.

Wait until you own a Mini. Then you'll become a real man.

[Gordon Freeman]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย cruste:

Hands down for Cheburek.
Fabricated in good old USSR, sadly R* missed the opportunity to add the anthem as horn sound.

cruising through streets with the original cardboard bodykit never gets old.

The only time i would drive anything but my Faggio is when the man with his big white beard up in the clouds is out abusing his wife. if there is no rain nor thunder the Faggio is called to me.

[Gordon Freeman]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Emiboss:

Deppresor better

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Emiboss:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย cruste:

Hands down for Cheburek.
Fabricated in good old USSR, sadly R* missed the opportunity to add the anthem as horn sound.

cruising through streets with the original cardboard bodykit never gets old.

I have it its like lada

you have no need to be here, get out of here. SKkkkt PPSSK GET GET. on a side note tho oppressor is like comparing ford to honda, the beautiful faggio is the mighty masculine ford while the oppressor is just a japanese knock off Faggio with a thruster and small wings.

[Gordon Freeman]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย MoarOrLes:

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย cruste:

Hands down for Cheburek.
Fabricated in good old USSR, sadly R* missed the opportunity to add the anthem as horn sound.

cruising through streets with the original cardboard bodykit never gets old.

sold!

I hope thats not on agreeing with that but rather you sold your cheburek to buy a faggio. Choose wisely. the faggio is always watching.

[Jeff]

Because of this post I think I am going get one and a try on it, you are a good sellman 😂

[Gordon Freeman]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย BlanketFister car meet friday:

1. Faggio Mod
2. Faggio
3. Faggio Sport

Get them all.

Now this here is a man of culture, you should respect him. you sir are a god among the men, the ability to own multiple faggios and choose between which one to ride, thats power. Strength. i cant choose, its why i own just my faggio sport.

[Gordon Freeman]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Spurs 剣聖:

You say your Faggio is good, haha you don't know nothing kid.

Wait until you own a Mini. Then you'll become a real man.

You say im not a real man right now? you dont know nothing until you ride a faggio for life. you deserve to be smited down by ever griefer, modder and everyone with a orbital cannon. you disgust me with what the way you talk about this faggio. i just think you dont got 47,500 to purchase one because of the new update. your a Addict you should be ashamed on both the addiction and the non ownership of a faggio. xoxo

[Gordon Freeman]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย Jeff:

Because of this post I think I am going get one and a try on it, you are a good sellman 😂

Not all heroes wear capes, but im guessing a balaclava of some sort? or a suit. either way your my hero boo. xoxo. keep up the work of the faggio and you will be rewarded with many means of good things. im pretty sure this is turning into a faggio religion cult.

[iMoveFasterAlone]

I did bring a Faggio Sport to our last bike meet. And a Gargoyle. And the best: Faggio Mod. Then last the Deathbike.

It warms my macho biker heart to see all this Faggio love.

Look how the Faggio Sport really stands out amongst all these other bikes:

https://youtu.be/YwUt16C3OdE

[Gordon Freeman]

โพสต์ดั้งเดิมโดย BlanketFister car meet friday:

I did bring a Faggio Sport to our last bike meet. And a Gargoyle. And the best: Faggio Mod. Then last the Deathbike.

It warms my macho biker heart to see all this Faggio love.

Look how the Faggio Sport really stands out amongst all these other bikes:

https://youtu.be/YwUt16C3OdE

Now a man who has the honor to bring the faggio along to the bike meet is a man worthy of his faggio, i now see how deep the strength runs through your veins. you and your faggio have a connection i have never seen before, you are the chosen one. for what you did for the faggio i applaud for this. you gained my respect but not only for taking a faggio to the bike meet but giving it a song worthy for this video. On behalf of R* i give you the right to "Stand And Deliver" all the people on this discussion and community hub to hand over all their cash to you. you warm my heart. stay faggio soldier.