Totally a real free Early Access Key Post

[Bacon Overlord®]

I'm totally not giving away an EA key just like the rest of the people making threads about EA keys!

I'm going to have a friend say they got the key and call it a day!

Fun!

Tell me why you feel like you totally should have gotten the key that I'm not giving away either.

[Fremeni]

because it's christmas

[Bacon Overlord®]

Originally posted by Fremeni:

because it's christmas

Good reason.

[serotoninpack]

But I already have a key, your lardness.

[Bacon Overlord®]

Originally posted by serotoninpack:

But I already have a key, your lardness.

WELL FINE.

That's also another good reason.

[Timmo77_]

Because I don't have one

[Luck_Bamboo]

Oh, it's a shame you're not going to give it away, because actually it would have unlocked the Key Giving Away skill tree

[Bacon Overlord®]

Originally posted by Luck_Bamboo:

Oh, it's a shame you're not going to give it away, because actually it would have unlocked the Key Giving Away skill tree

But, by NOT giving it away I'm also not unlocking the "trolling the forums by making empty promises" achievement like the other threads.

[Magnus Carlsen]

iam good at chess :)

[Luck_Bamboo]

Originally posted by Bacon Overlord®:

Originally posted by Luck_Bamboo:

Oh, it's a shame you're not going to give it away, because actually it would have unlocked the Key Giving Away skill tree

But, by NOT giving it away I'm also not unlocking the "trolling the forums by making empty promises" achievement like the other threads.

I see, so you're choosing the HeartBrocker ascendency that specialises in crushing hopes & dreams of poor people instead of using keys to unlock their hearts, good build idea :D

[神 | ɴᴇᴀʀ]

I want to play the game. Thanks

[Magnus Carlsen]

Iam good at chess :)

[marco.schuer]

My reason is: I have to convince my friend to quit D4 and start playing the better game :(

[kaizen]

1 dec is my friends birthday so I could give it to him :P (can show his Id to you)

[serotoninpack]

I heard bigfoot is real and he wants an access key. He's going to drop by later and let you know his steam id.

[Oniari TTV (LIVE)]

It'd be a really nice gift after setting up my kids with an awesome christmas this year. My partner is a stay at home mom so im used to not getting anything for christmas