Friendly Message from the Advent Coalition

[darkrajin]

Come to a gene therapy centre. Where all your health needs are covered. Join the advent today! For additional gene advancements and therapies. Be the human you always wanted to be.

This message bought to you by the Advent Coalition, join us today!

[Kain]

Nope.

[SmokingBuffalo]

Join the Imperial Guardsmen and save our holy Terra from the filthy xenos!

I mean... Join Xcom! yes, join Xcom. We fight for our freedom!
We also have cookies, they are better than the ones in the dark side.

[Kain]

The Emperor Protects!!!

[darkrajin]

At advent, when you come in for gene therapy, you also get Soylant green cookies.

[FrontlinerDelta]

Originally posted by SmokingBuffalo:

Join the Imperial Guardsmen and save our holy Terra from the filthy xenos!

I mean... Join Xcom! yes, join Xcom. We fight for our freedom!
We also have cookies, they are better than the ones in the dark side.

Who do you think the commander REALLY is? :p

[FunnyFella]

Side effects include:

Ayy Lmao disease
mind control
orange blood
big eyes
explosive diarrhea
erectile dysfunction

[melkathi]

I missread the title and thought it said "Friendly Massage". Now I feel cheated :P

[Vortex ♀ Pixalation]

Ok ok this sounds great *whispers* inform GateCrasher we got the location of another one

[SirCheatAlot]

Free hat´s?

[darkrajin]

Originally posted by starfoxfan:

Side effects include:

Ayy Lmao disease
mind control
orange blood
big eyes
explosive diarrhea
erectile dysfunction

All propaganda from the terrorists. In fact many people are so impressed with the theorpy, they join up with the Advent forces to help protect the people from the terrorists

[darkrajin]

Originally posted by SirCheatAlot:

Free hat´s?

You get a free helmet after joining the Advent forces.

[EstroDragon]

Originally posted by FrontlinerDelta:

Originally posted by SmokingBuffalo:

Join the Imperial Guardsmen and save our holy Terra from the filthy xenos!

I mean... Join Xcom! yes, join Xcom. We fight for our freedom!
We also have cookies, they are better than the ones in the dark side.

Who do you think the commander REALLY is? :p

One of the lost Primarchs?

[sheep from hell]

some whiny babies on the forums could really need a upgrade for their testicles :D

[SirCheatAlot]

Originally posted by darkrajin:

Originally posted by SirCheatAlot:

Free hat´s?

You get a free helmet after joining the Advent forces.

XD

[Syndra]

Choices choices Advent or ObamaCare.