Why do Viper's have such big tiddies (meme thread)

[Wrath]

Why?, why do these reptiles have such giant bazookas?

[Iridius]

They're alien reptiles therefore they may not be boobs. Maybe they're another organ that just looks like boobs.

[Valvatorez(Cox Cable = awful ISP]

Originally posted by Coldhand:

They're alien reptiles therefore they may not be boobs. Maybe they're another organ that just looks like boobs.

This is confirmed by Tygen in his autopsy reports. Though it doesn't explain why civi-Vipers have them. Ethereals must be lazy or something.

[Perplex]

Big? You sir have not seen much in life.

[Amanoob105]

Originally posted by Perplex:

Big? You sir have not seen much in life.

To be fair.
Compared to how big they are on normal snakes (which is to say, non-existent) their huge.

[CaptainR3x]

It was part of a mind control project that was never achieved

[Determined Man]

Its a tactic to make people side with advent.

[Iridius]

Originally posted by Amanoob105:

Originally posted by Perplex:

Big? You sir have not seen much in life.

To be fair.
Compared to how big they are on normal snakes (which is to say, non-existent) their huge.

Well they aren't snakes. It's an example of convergent evolution (fictionally speaking).

[joebruce185]

Originally posted by Amanoob105:

To be fair.
Compared to how big they are on normal snakes (which is to say, non-existent) their huge.

Their and there: they're not the same. (Please take that as light hearted joke)

On topic: Obviously they have them to provide milk to the viper king's babies.

[talemore]

Vipers A.K.A Thinmen were aliens transformed into spies.

It's said they come from an alternative earth. Where snake time travel was invented

[Seeker22]

Fan service, obviously. Also those are "venom glands" according to the lore.

[TheWhiteFlame]

this is a very common trope:
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonMammalMammaries

[Xautos]

could be over sized venom sacs. a creature of that size, you'd expect the females to be supportive of their young and very aggressive, a biological trait of females.