"Resistance Radio" and other funny flavour speech

[Longtoke]

I know how much everyone enjoys the little vidcom voice messages that appear at random moments in just about every screen, but i've come across a few that i have to admit I found hillarious.

Got me wondering, what others has everyone else come across ? ( and please try not to post story spoilers if you can avoid it )

heres the funnier ones i've heard so far :

Resistance Radio - "Come to ADVENT Burger, where the customer is always right !! ... between the buns."

Bradford ( Central ) - "And people say I talk too much...how about those chosen ?"

[s32nd FAD Vulcan]

Can't remember the exact wording but the one where the Resistance Radio is relaying Tegan's offer of a bounty on Advent burgers delivered to his remote location.

[LordBlade]

The radio stuff is decent enough. Not too intrusive.

I get sick of the Chosen mouthing off constantly though. Talking like they're going to destroy me when they've been slaughtered every time they show up on the map.