GoatZ: A disapointment

[Matante Kurdent]

Goat Simulator is a game were I have lot of fun! The MMO was incredibly nice and well done.... If we think about Goat Sim well it well done but that aint want im here for. Im want to talk about the new DLC: GoatZ.

Two weeks ago i heard about that DLC was coming and I was excited! Who's not excited about the good job that Coffee Stain do? Yes Goat Sim was simply a glitch but it a ♥♥♥♥ laod of fun! So i just bought GoatZ, messed around in the "Before Outbreak" map. As always, have a good time but then... I started the outbreak.... I wasnt waiting a multi million dollars Survival MMO game were you are more immersed in than when you ask your mom to give you 5$ to buy the DLC but I was thinking about a decent ammount of fun....

I know Coffee stain staff LOVE awnsering before becasue they don't give a ♥♥♥♥ and just pull out magnificent masterpiece but this one... In short: Hunger more annoying that having your balls stick in a vacum, random super torpedo goat of death, nothing seems to work as it do (it work well... in fact, it DOES work well but... it not broken... Well... yes but... Thing either go very well or very wrong... im not sure what i want but sincerely, I'll choose very wrong because that why goat sim all about!.

The AI are perfect as always except for that weird ♥♥♥ random goat that come fly in you... Crafting is pretty simple in a way, zombie aren't a big treat, control work perfectly fine in a way but gameplay is.... Well, go to your friend house in the night, wake him up, put a tv in his hand and put him in his closet. That is how I feel after getting in GoatZ world... I tough I was 360 MLG 420 enough to skip the tutorial but I was wrong. I then go t the tutorial to met a crashing error... Load the game again, launch the tutorial and another crash happen...

For now, I manage somehow to make my game crash as soon as I choose GoatZ as map to play in... I have less than 10 minute on GoatZ and I feel more butt hurt than a little kid that come back home after gone missing in a park, stalked by a man in a raincoat... But less than paying 3,15$ for a ♥♥♥♥ing key on TF2 and getting an item that worth 5 penny.

So... Globaly I give GoatZ a 5/10 because it still goat sim and it worth 5 points but seriously... i dont give a ♥♥♥♥ about the 5,49$ charged for the DLC but it could atleast be more playable...

Im wont cry for a refund but if Coffee Stain would really care, they gonna answer this back and simply resume in a sentence "Why would we give a ♥♥♥♥? Your money is our and we go to mexico to make sure you'll ever find us!" and I'll answer back "That good! I'll send you a bottle of whisky once you'll be there!"

P.S.: I still respect the decision you took when drunk and try to script Goat Simulator, It brang back my faith in humanity!

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It's Goat Simulator, what did you expect? O.o

[Matante Kurdent]

Originally posted by CheerioMate:

It's Goat Simulator, what did you expect? O.o

Goat Simulator is a pretty decent load of fun as I mentioned before. GoatZ ain't fun.... Well in a way yes. It fun for the parody of all survival game outside and over exagerate over 9000 . But it doesn't wort to be paid... If MMO goat sim was 5$ I wouldn't have complain but GoatZ is is pretty... Bad... Only way i can have fun is with a No hunger Add-On and a x10 HP add-on. There it getting interesting but it all the bad control in a world were you need some kind of not so broken controls. it like having to lift a 250 lbs weight but being an octopus outside water

[Ocke]

We're working on fixing the crash bugs.

[Bernkastel]

Originally posted by Mr PearJuice:

Originally posted by CheerioMate:

It's Goat Simulator, what did you expect? O.o

Goat Simulator is a pretty decent load of fun as I mentioned before. GoatZ ain't fun.... Well in a way yes. It fun for the parody of all survival game outside and over exagerate over 9000 . But it doesn't wort to be paid... If MMO goat sim was 5$ I wouldn't have complain but GoatZ is is pretty... Bad... Only way i can have fun is with a No hunger Add-On and a x10 HP add-on. There it getting interesting but it all the bad control in a world were you need some kind of not so broken controls. it like having to lift a 250 lbs weight but being an octopus outside water

The constant hunger is purposeful, because it is parodying survival games and how in games like that your hunger usually goes down quickly.

[Florina Laufeyson]

Originally posted by @ockeffs:

We're working on fixing the crash bugs.

Oh i wonder if something could be done about the lag during Outbreak. It bogs down quite a bit and sometimes i gotta play on slowmo.

OP, theres a mod out that nukes Hunger and its pretty cool.

[Matante Kurdent]

Originally posted by Your Buddy Fifi:

Originally posted by Mr PearJuice:

Goat Simulator is a pretty decent load of fun as I mentioned before. GoatZ ain't fun.... Well in a way yes. It fun for the parody of all survival game outside and over exagerate over 9000 . But it doesn't wort to be paid... If MMO goat sim was 5$ I wouldn't have complain but GoatZ is is pretty... Bad... Only way i can have fun is with a No hunger Add-On and a x10 HP add-on. There it getting interesting but it all the bad control in a world were you need some kind of not so broken controls. it like having to lift a 250 lbs weight but being an octopus outside water

The constant hunger is purposeful, because it is parodying survival games and how in games like that your hunger usually goes down quickly.

ya I know and that make me laugh hard but it like a joke, it's funny but it get boring fast after three time...

[فاطمة]

Baaa!

[Matante Kurdent]

Originally posted by Queen of the Jungle:

Baaa! :maaad:

Meeeeh!