The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

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#HorseLivesMatter
People gathered here today,
Let us take this moment to bow our heads, in solemn contemplation,
To the best friend any adventurer or hero could have (no, not a dog), but the humble Horse.

Let us thank them, past and present, for bearing us overburdened.
For running full gallop all day and night, without rest.
From falling accidentally, or purposefully, from great heights.

But most of all, we should thank them for enduring the relentless anti-Hor-sem-itism and Horse-n-axi behavior, visited upon them by the creatures and heathens of Cyrodiil.

Who when engaged with shield and sword, hammer and bow, spell and otherworldly-summoned creature, will run right past all, to in a fit of Horse-racism, visit all manner of undeserved and unjust violence against our noble steeds.

Let us give supplication to Talos, to bring protection to our humble steeds.
*makes sign of Talos*


....also wtf is wrong with the ai!
STOP ATTACKING MY G'DMN HORSE!!! :steamthumbsdown:
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Sending You and your Horse some positive vibes these fine Friday ! God Bless !
Horse-r#cism ? The what
Originally posted by Princess Luna:
Horse-r#cism ? The what
Speciesism, if such a thing even existed.

Edit: Lol, it does :P
Last edited by SmallArchangel; May 23 @ 5:21am
They provide good meat, that's the only reason to contemplate a horse.
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