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Defturret (Banned) Apr 30 @ 8:02am
Women are butt ass ugly in this game.
Women are butt ass ugly in this game more so then the original nuff said.
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devil_505 Apr 30 @ 8:04am 
All the sexy chicks are hidden in dungeons. Don´t know why majority of non hostile NPCs look like a concrete football to the face.
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gerechterzorn Apr 30 @ 9:23am 
No. they don't.
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ebolaconundrum Apr 30 @ 9:25am 
So do a lot of the men, one thing they've kept from the original game is that most npcs look like the result of many generations of intense inbreeding.
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MGB | Screaming Internally Apr 30 @ 9:25am 
More so than the original?
I mean if you're into potatoes, I guess...
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ebolaconundrum Apr 30 @ 9:28am 
Originally posted by MGB | Screaming Internally:
More so than the original?
I mean if you're into potatoes, I guess...

I think they are pretty much as ugly as the original, it's just you notice it more now they have the HD textures and more model detail, because you expect characters with that level of fidelity to look more normal and less ugly.
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Shalashaska0988 Apr 30 @ 9:29am 
Originally posted by ebolaconundrum:
So do a lot of the men, one thing they've kept from the original game is that most npcs look like the result of many generations of intense inbreeding.
LMAO Why intense?
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Redwood Apr 30 @ 9:31am 
The developers were trying to express themselves in a crazy art style, to make the mood of the different world.
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Night Writer Apr 30 @ 9:37am 
I'd rather a 7 who puts out, than a 10 you can't touch.

YEEAAAHH... TONIGHT!!!
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Stevcorp Apr 30 @ 9:39am 
When you only have twenty NPCs living in a town, the gene pool is going to get a bit shallow.
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ebolaconundrum Apr 30 @ 9:40am 
Originally posted by Shalashaska0988:
Originally posted by ebolaconundrum:
So do a lot of the men, one thing they've kept from the original game is that most npcs look like the result of many generations of intense inbreeding.
LMAO Why intense?
;-) as in for many generations people only breed with first degree relatives.
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Scraps Apr 30 @ 9:42am 
Can't say I agree with the old vs new comment, most races got an upgrade. I dig it not for the attractiveness, but they made sure that Oblivion still looks like Oblivion.

Except argonians in the remake. Talking to them usually gets me acting up.
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jessicad239 Apr 30 @ 9:44am 
Originally posted by Defturret:
Women are butt ass ugly in this game more so then the original nuff said.


Guys too! The OG Martin and OG Sheogorath were cuties. Now, I do a 1950"s "B" rated movie woman's scream when I see the guys in the "remastered".
Last edited by jessicad239; Apr 30 @ 9:45am
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ebolaconundrum Apr 30 @ 9:44am 
Originally posted by Stevcorp:
When you only have twenty NPCs living in a town, the gene pool is going to get a bit shallow.

You have a point ;-)
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Demogorgon is my Pet Apr 30 @ 9:46am 
Originally posted by Stevcorp:
When you only have twenty NPCs living in a town, the gene pool is going to get a bit shallow.
special if they are different spezies. ohhh maybe that is the reason why the elfs have beards?
(I hate the beards since morrowind XD)
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Diernayr Apr 30 @ 9:50am 
Maybe its not just the game. There is a multi-billion dollar cosmetic industry for a reason. Just sayin.
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