The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

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HELP i am addicted to FLAX
i have stunted magic, and an insatiable craving for flax

my pockets are overflowing with flax. Armor? long forgotten in a field (which had nice blooming flax before i got to em)
my trusty hammer? left to rot in oblivion when i realized all there was is blood grass, stinkyweed and theslapper. eyuck disgusting.

quests? the only quest is flax.

this is worse than tosh raka on skooma

please, by the sixth house and the tribe unmourned, release me from this prison
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Neo Apr 30 @ 3:23am 
You're going to get a lot of flax for this post.
for flax's sake
Goranius Apr 30 @ 3:49am 
Try Steel-Blue Entoloma Cap as an alternative.
Flax is life.
Faptor Apr 30 @ 3:52am 
Get that flax in ya any way you can. Start jamming handfuls anywhere it'll fit.
Teh only flax thing here is your pp
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