The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered

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How to Fix This Soulless Remake with Mods (And Even Improve It): A Step-by-Step Guide
For modders. Basically TO-DO list:

1) Delete ‘Body Type’ Nonsense: Restore Male/Female options as nature (and the original game) intended. Add realistic character models that reflect human biology, not corporate ESG checklists.

2) Rip out the janky new animations. Create new ones that don’t look like a Bethesda intern’s first Blender project.

3) Fix Sprint Mechanics. Rebalance sprint to work with Athletics skill progression. Make NPCs react realistically when you crash into them.

4) Restore Vibrant Visuals. Delete the muddy "modern" filter. Bring back the original’s painterly color palette. Mod cities to feel alive—add NPC routines, clutter, and actual personality.

4) Purge Console Garbage UI. Replace the controller-centric interface with a PC-first design

5) Unleash Female Armor Glory. Restore all boob armor, chainmail bikinis, and uncensored designs to their full glory. Bonus points for physics-enabled breastplates.

6) Add Anti-Woke Satire:
Vermina’s Experiments: Have her refer to test subjects as "Body Type 1" and "Body Type 2" while cackling about "dehumanization efficiency."
Make the Cheydinhal orc gang demand to be called "mem" and debate gender theory.
Adoring Fan 2.0: A blue-haired girl who screeches about "toxic masculinity" every time you draw your sword.

Let’s Make Oblivion Great Again. Modders, assemble!
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MechBFP (Banned) Apr 26 @ 6:06am 
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"How to Fix This Soulless Remake That I Don't Own with Mods"
FIFY.
Ah yes, modders love hypercritical people who don't know the first thing about modding telling them what to do.
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Date Posted: Apr 26 @ 6:04am
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