Don't you DARE make Oblivion woke

[BLA01]

I swear, if I see one Pride flag in Chorrol or if Sheogorath starts talking about "safe spaces" in the Shivering Isles, I'm uninstalling.

I didn’t wait 18 YEARS for Bethesda to give the Argonians pronouns or turn the Dark Brotherhood into a therapy circle. Keep your DEI initiatives out of my Tamriel. Oblivion is about being an unhinged hero who can hoard 47 cheese wheels and punch a guard off a mountain, not about your gender studies degree.

This game better have the same janky NPCs, the same tone-deaf voice acting, and the same complete lack of moral compass. If I can’t commit crimes against humanity while looking like a melted potato in the character creator, then what are we even doing here?

Let me guess—next they'll make Mehrunes Dagon a misunderstood activist fighting imperial oppression

Keep your politics out of my Elder Scrolls. Just give me bloom lighting, Patrick Stewart, and a horse armor DLC that bankrupts me.

[Jonah Falcon]

Blocked, reported. Bye.

[HeeCawRoo]

log off.

[The Face]

Go outside

[Solvem Probler]

Why did you wait 18 years for a thoroughly mediocre game?

[Sonic]

You have done it, you have defeated the woke. This post was the catalyst.

[Rooper]

Originally posted by Jonah Falcon:

Blocked, reported. Bye.

What exactly is reporting going to achieve?
Is OP not allowed an opinion?


Also is it some inside joke from a youtuber or something to say blocked and reported?
I only ever used to see old women say that on facebook, when did it move to the younger generations?

[I LIVE AGAIN]

stop pretending there is no trans people in tamriel you just make yourself look dumb

[The Face]

Originally posted by Rooper:

Originally posted by Jonah Falcon:

Blocked, reported. Bye.

What exactly is reporting going to achieve?
Is OP not allowed an opinion?


Also is it some inside joke from a youtuber or something to say blocked and reported?
I only ever used to see old women say that on facebook, when did it move to the younger generations?

Because no one cares that they are whining again about a non issue

[DurtyPan]

I hope they make all the dragons gay just to spite you in particular lol

[ToadsMcScroads]

Bait used to be believable

[Sardorim]

Originally posted by BLA01:

I swear, if I see one Pride flag in Chorrol or if Sheogorath starts talking about "safe spaces" in the Shivering Isles, I'm uninstalling.

I didn’t wait 18 YEARS for Bethesda to give the Argonians pronouns or turn the Dark Brotherhood into a therapy circle. Keep your DEI initiatives out of my Tamriel. Oblivion is about being an unhinged hero who can hoard 47 cheese wheels and punch a guard off a mountain, not about your gender studies degree.

This game better have the same janky NPCs, the same tone-deaf voice acting, and the same complete lack of moral compass. If I can’t commit crimes against humanity while looking like a melted potato in the character creator, then what are we even doing here?

Let me guess—next they'll make Mehrunes Dagon a misunderstood activist fighting imperial oppression

Keep your politics out of my Elder Scrolls. Just give me bloom lighting, Patrick Stewart, and a horse armor DLC that bankrupts me.

The trolls are really begging for attention, aren't they?

[Coldhands]

How much nicer would the Steam boards be if everyone who made these woke concern troll topics was permanently banned from posting in any of them.

[Acidicus]

Originally posted by BLA01:

I swear, if I see one Pride flag in Chorrol or if Sheogorath starts talking about "safe spaces" in the Shivering Isles, I'm uninstalling.

I didn’t wait 18 YEARS for Bethesda to give the Argonians pronouns or turn the Dark Brotherhood into a therapy circle. Keep your DEI initiatives out of my Tamriel. Oblivion is about being an unhinged hero who can hoard 47 cheese wheels and punch a guard off a mountain, not about your gender studies degree.

This game better have the same janky NPCs, the same tone-deaf voice acting, and the same complete lack of moral compass. If I can’t commit crimes against humanity while looking like a melted potato in the character creator, then what are we even doing here?

Let me guess—next they'll make Mehrunes Dagon a misunderstood activist fighting imperial oppression

Keep your politics out of my Elder Scrolls. Just give me bloom lighting, Patrick Stewart, and a horse armor DLC that bankrupts me.

Bro,
Nice rant!
Notice how all the responses are attacking you and not the words you speak?
Curious, isn't it?
Activist Shills that never played OG Oblivion are seething at your words, it must sting hard!

Originally posted by The Face:

Originally posted by Rooper:

What exactly is reporting going to achieve?
Is OP not allowed an opinion?


Also is it some inside joke from a youtuber or something to say blocked and reported?
I only ever used to see old women say that on facebook, when did it move to the younger generations?

Because no one cares that they are whining again about a non issue

Wow, entitled much?
You allow yourself to judge what could be an issue for others? Get over yourself!
Why are you here astroturfing if it's a non issue?

Would you consider a non issue people hunting animal that your avatar represents?
Yeah, me neither.

[Acidicus]

Except Herbert, nobody here owns a game, all astroturfing, change my mind.

[Fyrnir]

Originally posted by BLA01:

I didn’t wait 18 YEARS for Bethesda to give the Argonians pronouns [...] Keep your DEI initiatives out of my Tamriel

I hate to be the one to break this to you but Argonians can change sex via the Hist depending on what it needs, and their reproductive process doesn't require two-sex production. As a result of the Hist influence and their society having a fluid view of what makes a 'person', they're a bad example to pull out for an 'anti-DEI' rant.

Also, Khajit are separated into furstocks (kinda like their version of race/species) and some of those display sex traits that don't match their gender. More fun for ya :)

If you're going to try and use Elder Scrolls lore to back up your rants, at least try and bother to understand it.


Source on Argonian changes: The Infernal City (ES Book), Meer-Gleem explaining the Hist changing Argonian's sex during their lifetime if it suits the tribe's purposes

Source on Khajit: The Elder Scrolls - Volumes I & II: The Land & The Lore - But also M'aiq the Liar explains that the Khajit don't really see gender how humans do.