PORKCHOP!!!

[Orim]

All hail Porkchop!!! Greatest grandmaster of the Arena!!!!

[Faptor]

Blessed be our holy Porkchop!
I was worried he'd die so I fought like ive never fought before in my life. In the end, it was Porkchop who saved me from death with a clutch last min hit.

[The Minted Lady]

I'm mad because you can't take Porkchop home with you. He would love my home in Rosethorn Hall. Plenty of space for him to root around, and Eyja would feed him constantly.

[Faptor]

Originally posted by The Minted Lady:

I'm mad because you can't take Porkchop home with you.

As much as I love the Adoring Fan, I agree. Id love to have PC with me. At least PC wouldn't run away with our one torch in the middle of combat, leaving you in the dark to fight whatever monster haha