How to be pro like Coconut B?

[Lee]

please ainsley really need this tip :(

[Snoopy]

Play upwards of 4000 hours, quit your job and drop out of school, if you still are in school.

[Big]

Above and play osu! To get good with aiming

[BORG]

So you want to be another stereotypical YouTube music video screecher kid like all the other children who try to be the next YouTube Rust sensation. Coconut B only shows you what they want you to see. What you see on YouTube isn't how things actually are.

Originally posted by Whiterun Guard:

Play upwards of 4000 hours, quit your job and drop out of school, if you still are in school.

Pretty much. You forgot to add that they should consider vitamin D suppliments since they will likely not see the light of day too much.

At the end of the day, there is no being a pro Rust player since the game isn't even complete. Nobody can officially be pro until the game is actually complete to master the completed state of the game. haha

I hope you have many years of your time to waste waiting for Rust to be complete.

[NightGay]

Originally posted by BORG:

So you want to be another stereotypical YouTube music video screecher kid like all the other children who try to be the next YouTube Rust sensation. Coconut B only shows you what they want you to see. What you see on YouTube isn't how things actually are.

Originally posted by Whiterun Guard:

Play upwards of 4000 hours, quit your job and drop out of school, if you still are in school.

Pretty much. You forgot to add that they should consider vitamin D suppliments since they will likely not see the light of day too much.

At the end of the day, there is no being a pro Rust player since the game isn't even complete. Nobody can officially be pro until the game is actually complete to master the completed state of the game. haha

I hope you have many years of your time to waste waiting for Rust to be complete.

Technically you become a rust professional when someone pays you to do it...

[BORG]

Originally posted by NightSpray:

Originally posted by BORG:

So you want to be another stereotypical YouTube music video screecher kid like all the other children who try to be the next YouTube Rust sensation. Coconut B only shows you what they want you to see. What you see on YouTube isn't how things actually are.


Pretty much. You forgot to add that they should consider vitamin D suppliments since they will likely not see the light of day too much.

At the end of the day, there is no being a pro Rust player since the game isn't even complete. Nobody can officially be pro until the game is actually complete to master the completed state of the game. haha

I hope you have many years of your time to waste waiting for Rust to be complete.

Technically you become a rust professional when someone pays you to do it...

I suppose, eh? I'd like to see the payouts for these professional Rust players. Is it like Pokemon Go where people quit their jobs and find out later it was a really bad decision? heh

[Lee]

okay I bought Vitamin D now

[Jupiter]

worry about being a pro in your real life ... rust is just a video game that over time will go out of style

[BORG]

Originally posted by Kooch:

worry about being a pro in your real life ... rust is just a video game that over time will go out of style

Kooch, now that is going professional! Hopefully they go pro on that level instead.

[Lee]

Im a pro

[BORG]

Originally posted by Lee™:

Im a pro

Well the first step in being a pro is not asking how to be a pro - which you did. You've got a way to go still before you reach proness. heh

Would t3h_pwnerer ask how to be a pro? Would he ask how on a public board? These are questions you need to ask yourself. If you don't know who t3h_pwnerer is, I suggest you look him up. He is Pure Pwnage without a doubt and pro on every level of proness.

Don't ask me how, just look him up online. See all there is to see and know all there is to know. Only then will you see that the way to being pro like t3h_pwnerer, is to learn from the best, the masterer.

[BORG]

Originally posted by The Virus of Life:

Basically you have to be Asian and retired from an iPhone factory, which usually happens by the age of 13 anyways because your fingers become too big to plug micro chips into micro boards all day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbpCLqryN-Q

Or be Jewish, which worked for H3H3.

You could always go the route of Tom Cruise or PewDiePie, get on your knees and just start sucking every ♥♥♥♥ that comes your way until you finally suck the right ♥♥♥♥ that makes you famous.

They want to be pro not a hoe.

[Lee]

PLEASE HELP ME

[Big]

sorry dude, i retired from gaming and especially from rust for a while until the game gets better balanced (both game and performance wise). as well as the communities on the offical servers

[Lee]

Server is so nice tho

[Big]

Nice... yeah. I wish I could say that to the rest of the world