favourite quotes?

[Privleged Capitalist]

Mine would have to be Legion heading into the heretic Geth base

"Windows are a structural weakness, we do not use them"

[Randox]

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Shephard: Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.

Garrus: We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn't I told?

Thane: That's about twice a day.


I don't think it matters what followers you have, you'll always get the same conversation.

I love what Legion says in that one the best, "Shepard-Commander orders us to statistically probable death an average of 2.73 instances per day. Rounded down." - Legion

Ah, good to know. I've never had Legion unlocked for that mission. I'd wager that he and Garrus between them probably have most of my favourite lines during missions.

[Jedster]

Schepard - "I should go" :D

[MethDad]

''I should go''

[Raider]

Bringing this thread back to life (seriously there should way more responses).

"Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction."

[Whiteshark01]

hehe.

this is one of my favourite conversations between garrus and joker



Garrus Vakarian: All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander gives at the start of combat?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Uh, I give up.

Garrus Vakarian: Correct!

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster.

Garrus Vakarian: Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Gotta respect the classics.

Garrus Vakarian: How many humans does it to activate a dormant relay?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: 602, 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?

Garrus Vakarian: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me! The turian military has one about me?

Garrus Vakarian: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Garrus Vakarian: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?

Garrus Vakarian: Figuring out which side took the hit!

[Raider]

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hehe.

this is one of my favourite conversations between garrus and joker



Garrus Vakarian: All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander gives at the start of combat?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Uh, I give up.

Garrus Vakarian: Correct!

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster.

Garrus Vakarian: Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Gotta respect the classics.

Garrus Vakarian: How many humans does it to activate a dormant relay?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: 602, 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?

Garrus Vakarian: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me! The turian military has one about me?

Garrus Vakarian: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Garrus Vakarian: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?

Garrus Vakarian: Figuring out which side took the hit!

Ties in to when you get Garrus in ME2.

Joker: ""Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was totally my favorite… with that pole up his ass."

[Whiteshark01]

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hehe.

this is one of my favourite conversations between garrus and joker



Garrus Vakarian: All right my turn. What's the first order an Alliance Commander gives at the start of combat?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Uh, I give up.

Garrus Vakarian: Correct!

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster.

Garrus Vakarian: Friendly fire. Come on that one goes back to Shan-Xi.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Gotta respect the classics.

Garrus Vakarian: How many humans does it to activate a dormant relay?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: 602, 600 to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help and one to ask for a seat on the counsel afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?

Garrus Vakarian: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me! The turian military has one about me?

Garrus Vakarian: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: All right why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Garrus Vakarian: So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.

Jeff 'Joker' Moreau: Damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?

Garrus Vakarian: Figuring out which side took the hit!

Ties in to when you get Garrus in ME2.

Joker: ""Hey Commander, we got Garrus back! That's great, because he was totally my favorite… with that pole up his ass."

XD

[Whiteshark01]

Javik: You there. Tattooed human. I would like to touch you.

Jack: I'm not nearly drunk enough for that.

Javik: You then, shuttle pilot? How about you?

Lieutenant Steve Cortez: Um... Why's Javik getting all touchy-feely?

Jack: Hey, Collector-looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, maybe go touch yourself?

Javik: That does not happen until the end of the party.

[Privleged Capitalist]

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Javik: You there. Tattooed human. I would like to touch you.

Jack: I'm not nearly drunk enough for that.

Javik: You then, shuttle pilot? How about you?

Lieutenant Steve Cortez: Um... Why's Javik getting all touchy-feely?

Jack: Hey, Collector-looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, maybe go touch yourself?

Javik: That does not happen until the end of the party.

wait, I have the citadel dlc, I've never heard of Javik o.O

[Raider]

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Javik: You there. Tattooed human. I would like to touch you.

Jack: I'm not nearly drunk enough for that.

Javik: You then, shuttle pilot? How about you?

Lieutenant Steve Cortez: Um... Why's Javik getting all touchy-feely?

Jack: Hey, Collector-looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, maybe go touch yourself?

Javik: That does not happen until the end of the party.

wait, I have the citadel dlc, I've never heard of Javik o.O

It's another DLC, From Ashes. Gives you a (pretty good) squad mate (spoiler: hes a prothean!!!!)

[Privleged Capitalist]

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Αναρτήθηκε αρχικά από OMG_ITZ_JOHN:

wait, I have the citadel dlc, I've never heard of Javik o.O

It's another DLC, From Ashes. Gives you a (pretty good) squad mate (spoiler: hes a prothean!!!!)

wait, the bastard that didn't believe that we can defeat the reapers witht the cruicible, with the West Indian accent?

[Raider]

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It's another DLC, From Ashes. Gives you a (pretty good) squad mate (spoiler: hes a prothean!!!!)

wait, the bastard that didn't believe that we can defeat the reapers witht the cruicible, with the West Indian accent?

Yes, the prothean who has the best biotic abilities in the game and has some of the best dialogue out of all the squadmates.