What Your Main Says About You

[Sprinting Shotgun]

NOTE: The following is a satirical work. Don’t be salty, k?

FILIA- You either just started playing, or are a cross-up monster who uses air-dash cancels to zip around the stage like a mosquito on crack.

CEREBELLA- You’re too lazy to learn how to do high-low mix-ups. Also, you like big boobs.

MS. FORTUNE- Everyone stopped playing MvC with you after they discovered you know how to do a touch-of-death combo with every character in the game.

PAINWHEEL- You like listening to heavy metal and have ‘Tires Don Exits’ tattooed on your butt.

VALENTINE- You are either an unstoppable rushdown monster, or spend time complaining about how your main cannot rush down. Either way, you like big boobs.

PARASOUL- You make an uncomfortable number of jokes about the Holocaust.

PEACOCK- You spend a lot of time insisting that there’s much more to playing your main than spamming projectiles. No one believes you.

DOUBLE- You watch too much hentai.

BIG BAND- You are so sick of everyone calling your main overpowered that you’ve lost the will to argue with them. Also, you think having to use projectiles to hit your opponent when you’re full-screen distance is stupid. Also also, there is an 80% chance you made a Jojo’s reference in casual conversation today.

BEOWULF- You think Cerebella is too high-execution. Alternately, you make jokes about your main being the sexiest member of the cast that aren’t actually jokes.

SQUIGGLY- You are all about that bass, ’bout that bass, no treble.

ELIZA- You are a sociopath. Also, you like big boobs.

ROBO-FORTUNE- You wish Peacock had a better mix-up game. Alternately, you are a meme-lord.

FUKUA- When playing Story Mode with any member of the cast, you skip every cut-scene.

[Xerkie]

Eliza, Peacock, and Double.

Sociopathic hentai - addicted dumbass that nobody believes?

suits me well.

[Sprinting Shotgun]

İlk olarak Xerkie tarafından gönderildi:

Eliza, Peacock, and Double.

Sociopathic hentai - addicted dumbass that nobody believes?

suits me well.

LMAO. That legit made my day, friendo. :D

[Infernal Mermelada]

i like a lot cerebella, and that is true

i cant understand what do you mean with peacock

[1.2M | Missingno.]

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VALENTINE- You are either an unstoppable rushdown monster, or spend time complaining about how your main cannot rush down. Either way, you like big boobs.

what's rushdown I just upback dead cross

[Tavish Touchdown]

Actually I main Ms. Fortune because she was the first character I tried after not knowing how to play while always picking Cerebella, I got all her moves and combos stuck in my head and I haven't been able to remember any other's. Also I want to do really kinky stuff with her.

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İlk olarak Big Bando Husbando tarafından gönderildi:

i cant understand what do you mean with peacock :8bomb:

I mean that at low level, all Peacock players do is spam loads of projectiles. Which leads to the impression that spamming projectiles is all there is to playing Peacock.

[LalitoTV]

I don't spend time insisting that there's more to peacock than just spamming projectiles
I spend my time spamming projectiles lol
Oh well that and waiting for the perfect moment to drop my shadow of impending doom, and to use good fellas

[mr.bubz]

lmao I love it

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İlk olarak LalitoTV tarafından gönderildi:

I don't spend time insisting that there's more to peacock than just spamming projectiles
I spend my time spamming projectiles lol
Oh well that and waiting for the perfect moment to drop my shadow of impending doom, and to use good fellas

A projectile spammer Peacock Player... who uses Goodfellas instead of Argus Agony...

WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!

[LalitoTV]

A good peacock main, yes I spam projectiles mostly..., but I also try to have a good tactic or combo, not just spam
Like for example, don't use Argus agony immediately after a lonesome Lenny, that's no good, it not only may fail, but it could be "predicted" by I dunno, big band, so he'll use a blockbuster
But it is also way weaker if activated by Argus agony, instead, push your foes, use Lenny when cornered so both of you die, or just use bang and the other projectiles instead, AND then Argus agony

[Rust]

Filia, Peacock, Squiggly, and Eliza...
So I'm a sociopathic moqsuito on crack who tries to convince others that there is more to that base than no treble, but nobody believes me?
That.. is strangely accurate.

[Petralicious]

I'm a memelord that thinks Cerebella is too high execution.

This is pretty accurate not gonna lie.

[Smith]

Eliza, Squigly, Cerebella, Fortune...

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İlk olarak LalitoTV tarafından gönderildi:

A good peacock main, yes I spam projectiles mostly..., but I also try to have a good tactic or combo, not just spam
Like for example, don't use Argus agony immediately after a lonesome Lenny, that's no good, it not only may fail, but it could be "predicted" by I dunno, big band, so he'll use a blockbuster
But it is also way weaker if activated by Argus agony, instead, push your foes, use Lenny when cornered so both of you die, or just use bang and the other projectiles instead, AND then Argus agony

So what you're saying is
that there is much more to playing your main than spamming projectiles? XD

Checkmate.

[LalitoTV]

Not quite lol, I'm saying that
there's more to spamming projectiles