The Verdunians guide to the history of Verdun

[Jack Clock]

BEFORE READING!

while many events i am about to tell you happened on some form or level, it is slightly romanticised. take the more fantastical elements that i talk about with a grain of salt, as many of the things i wrote are a result of being a bored writer, or an angsty teenager


i noticed the large herds of noobs who dont know (Or dont give a ♥♥♥♥) about their forefathers. I want to remedy this.

I shall split the timeline into three "generations".

Generation 1 is the first (or was it? some talk about a generation 0, where there were just devs) generation in our list. they were the pioneers, the first to reach level 100, those who witnessed the old animations that the other two generations will never see. They set up the first clans, and pitted each other in battle constantly for glory. However, there were not a lot of players back then, just around a few hundred. I was not even around by that time. some of these players from gen 1 (outside of the devs, of course) still exsist, and are masters at their craft, felling entire teams with creeping barrages and godlike aim.

Generation 2 was the generation i was born in. You see, Verdun was evolving fast. Canadian/SMG squads were added, graphics were improved, and an influx of new players had joined, including me. We were helpless against those from before, as they crushed us. However, the few who took pity on us decided to turn us into something more. Something that they could be proud of, instead of disgusted at. The generation ended right after the game was officially released.

The lost generation, as i like to call them, are the people who joined from the period in between the release of Verdun, to the winter horde invasion of december, 2015. they were... decent. by now, a few lost generation players have become level 100, and they lived around the time of the HiT clan, and their short lived dominion over Verdun.

Generation 3 is the latest generation, and if you have just bought this game, you are a part of it. Generation 3 started when the christmas truce of 2015 cut the price of the game for a week.This opened the floodgates for what many call "The winter horde", coined by me during this time period. A bloody conflict, which has no offical name was waged by the brave few Generation 1 and Generation 2 players to stem the tide of noobs by teaching them Verdunian culture, which is aiming, game sense, and clan life. however, this did not stop many generation 3 players from taking the Verdun forums, which are still marked to this day by warfare.

Things eventually calmed down, with the winter horde learning how to become good players. Another winter horde hit during late January, but did not do much, aside from suffer a few rude jokes from Zab, amongst others. However, when the Horrors of Nostalgia War update violently erupted upon the community, an army of noobs, unlike anything seen before, flowed into the community. They were not traditional, as they had American, Belgian, and more German weaponry. They are currently fighting a bloody war against the previous generations for the dominance of the game servers.


this is just a basic history, and Verdun historians can fix any mistakes i make. I hope this cleared up any confusion that any noobs had.


I feel like i have barely skimmed the surface. Therefore, I shall talk about the different civilizations of Verdun.

1. The Kaiser Kompanietes

This group of Verdunians has been around since generation 1, and has survived from attracting people from around the world. They have two regiments, American, and European. Each of them are extremely loyal, and completely merciless. The European regiment is led by Fluffus B. Unny, and his many faithful soldiers. The American regiment however, does not seem to have an omnipitent leader, instead, they seem to all make and give orders in battle. A few notable players are the enegmatic "Comrade", Edward A. Sucks, Lawerence Loopington, and Fluffus B. Unny.

2. The Pirates

Many factions of Verdun prefer to be in orginized armies, using coordiantion to take down other opponents. however with the Pirates, this is not the case. This "faction" is actually a large horde of bloodthirsty veterans from generation's 1 and 2, who prefer murder and adrenilane, rather than glory, or honor. While they have become less common as they used to be, they are still a force to be reckoned with, and should be taken seriously. While most of their real names are still a mystery to most historians, the member of the group called themselves different nicknames, such as "Bloodthirsty" Bahman, "Sadist" Sorin, "Kaiser" Korv (It is theorized he had obtained this name by killing many soldiers of the Kompaniete), "Silent" Assasin, among MANY others...

3. The Alliance of Crossed Rifles

This group is an oddity, in that it does not seek in doing absolute warfare like other factions. Instead, they seem to care more about survival, and helping others. As such, many Verdunians view the Alliance as "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥", which has not deterred them from trying to achieve their goal, and ending the Noob Wars of 2016. A few members of their group have become especially famous for their amazing feats in battle, their bravery, but most of all, their mercy towards others. A few examples would be Duke Sixes, Erik Baron, Arnold C. Tiberus, and Dr. Shane Corgi

4. The Kingdom of SALT

Many of these men were former soldiers and veterans for the HiT republic, and their survivability showed. One of the groups that formed after "The lost Generation" that was left behind by members of HiT after their implosion, as well as constant attacks from Winter Horde noobs. The kingdom sadly suffered a similar fate, although there is a small chance of the dying kingdom to return. Their most notable members were Nord Mannen, "3 Ducks", and Malk Schnider.

5. The Small Potato Federation

Before the Federation, before the Republic, there was The Kingdom. Once known in a distant past as the "Kingdom of Large Potatoe's", they were an extremely powerful group that obliterated bandits, noobs, and stood a fair chance against the dreaded Pirates. Their flag featured two stick grenades crossed over a large potato, which was their national plant. Eventually, years of fighting, and restlessness caused the group to implode, a fate similar to their succesors, The HiT Republic. However, those who stayed formed the Small Potato Federation, which is considered an offical Verdunain nation. Their most deadly soldiers are Winston Ampa, "Freakyguy", And Gibril Anderson.

6. The Legion of Valkyries

While this is a newer nation, that has made it less of a target for others. It is a dictatorship led by a character who's identity is kept a closly guarded secret. They have several soldiers at their command, but require intense training in order to defeat the more powerful nations of Verdun. They have a good roster of soldiers, including the leader "Ironstorm", Jack Clock (Never heard of that loser), David O. Tober, Nathan "Lord" Table, and Casey Hardy.

7. Zab

This faction is not a nation, nor a kingdom. It is just a man. Zab was once a proud soldier of The HiT Republic, The Kingdom of SALT, amongst others, but he never needed other people. He roams the land nowadays, killing everyone in his path. Some people even debate if he is human, or something more, something disturbing. Historians theorize that he might have found the elusive, godlike "Devs" of Verdun. Others say that he is a ghost, killed by a flood of Generation 2 noobs on Flanders, and he now wants revenge. Whatever theory it is, it is definately easy to say that there is something... strange about him...

8. The Circle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥inis.

Another new nation. This nation is a small group of people with extraordinary skill. They have been able to go toe-to-toe with other nations, and defeat them. The circle is also known for being the first line of defense against the "Horror Noobs". The most famous warriors in this circle are "Ragnorak", "Devastator", and James Jock.

Non-Nations:

1. The Climbing Club for Slovenic enthusiasts, or "The Climbing Club" as it is widely known, is a cult centered around the worship of one man, and his distant country. Many famous soldiers, such as Jack Clock, "Comrade", Arnold C. Tiberus, and many more. It is led by a man named Joe, who is viewed as a deity by many players, even rivaling the popular religion "Devism". While they prefer to not fight often, the skill of many players you have heard of keep the cult from expiring.

2. The Winter Horde/ Horror noobs

while newcomers are nothing new, they had been mistreated my many groups for years. Yes, while they did deserve it, this treatment of disrespect caused them to form an unorginized, but deadly army, known as the Winter Horde. They attacked during the Devmas of 2015, and caused chaos for an entire week, even destroying the Devist Forum with their new inventions, such as "Request Bombs", and their new stratagies, such as having the enemy waste their ammunition on them. However, things settled down when a peace treaty was shakily signed, and other than a smaller war during Febuary, Verdun was at the most peace it ever was.

However, the Devs had sent a prohecy to the veterans and old guard of Verdun. A land, decimated by noobs armed with new, horrific weaponry, strange customs, and a hatred towards any logic or reason. this prophecy was fuffiled during March 2016, when the armies of noobs attacked, wielding weapons never seen before. They had weapons that were not even allowed to exsist in warfare. As of April, 2016, the fight still continues, as more and more men fall to these hordes of players. As of now, the Kompaniates, including Fluffus B. Unny, are trying to find a solution to this growing problem.

Famous wars

Due to the warlike nature of the inhabitants of Verdun, war is a common and even neccisary part of Verdunian culture. Here are a few notable ones:

1. The league war

in early 2015, several factions came together to fight each other, in order to see who was the most superior faction. After months of bloody warfare, the Pirates managed to achieve victory. Many factions, now lost to history, were destroyed in the proccess.

Factions involved: The Kingdom of Large Potatoe's,The Pirates,The Kaiser Kompanietes, among many others

Victor: The Pirates

2. The generation war of 2014

When Generation 2 was forming, many generation 1 players felt that these former noobs would destroy them all and make them obsolete. They formed a coalition to stop them. After a year of warfare, and new Generation 2 factions being created, the war came to an end and things went back to normal.

Factions involved: The entirety of generation 2 and the Alliance of Crossed Rifles Vs. The Kaiser Kompanietes, The Kingdom of Large Potatoe's, The Pirates, among others.

Victor: Stalemate

3. The Republic dominion of 2015

After the fall of The Kingdom of Large Potatoe's, a new faction had formed in it's wake. The HiT Republic. Many of it's members had radical ideas for Verdun, and decided to take the land for itself. They used many powerful weapons, like the Zab, in battle. However, the combined efforts of Generation 2 and The new Lost Generation, as well as political infighting, HiT dissolved, and Verdun returned to normal once more.

Factions involved: HiT Vs. The Alliance of Crossed Rifles, Generation 2 and lost Generation group.

Victor: Gen 2 and lost Gen

4. The Winter War (unofficial name)

After the failed dominion, Verdun seemed to be going as usual. There were wars, of course, but they were typically faction V faction skirmishes for glory or such. That changed during the holy Devmas of 2015, when an army of angered noobs attacked. Nobody really knows why. Some say it was due to mistreatment by the community, some say that the price to travel there was decreased. But whatever happened, there was a huge war fought by thousands of players. after three weeks of fighting, the noobs had decided to sign a treaty with the factions of Verdun, thus ending the war. A second war was fought, but only for a few days before ending.

Factions involved: The Winter Horde, The Alliance of Crossed Rifles, and The Pirates Vs. The Kingdom of SALT, The Kaiser Kompaniete, The Legion of Valkyries, The Circle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥inis.

Victor: Stalemate

5. (No Official Title)

A month after the Winter Horde disbanded, a prophecy was sent by the devs to the Verdunians. They predicted a new threat to all of Verdun, and warned of a challenging next few months for Verdun. On March 26, 2016, the prophecy was revealed to be true. Armies of noobs, unlike anything ever seen before, attacked Verdun with new weapons, like shotguns, flamethrowers, and the dreaded "Request Bomb", new tactics, such as tossing themselves at enemies in order for them to waste ammunition, and a complete lack of sense or logic. This army is now referred by many as "The Horror Noobs", or "The Horrors of War". many factions are desperately trying to survive as we speak...

Factions involved: The Horror Noobs and The Pirates, as well as former Winter Horde players Vs. The Kaiser Kompaniete, The Legion of Valkyries, The Small Potato Federation, The Circle of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥inis, and any remaining SALT.

Victor: Undecided


Famous religions

there are a few religions out in Verdun, not as many as you would think, but still plenty

1. Devism

Devism is the belief of a group of old deity's, called "The Devs." they have been around since 2005, and have created the continent of Verdun with their bare hands. A year ago, they used to bless us every wednsday with gifts and prophecies. This used to be the only religion in Verdun, until late 2015...

2. The Climbing Club

[Jack Clock]

it is

[Arrhenius]

Man someone put way too much effort in this ♥♥♥♥.

[Walta Gaming]

89 new comments? What on earth happened here?

[Black Joshi]

What the ♥♥♥♥ is this...?

Actually, ♥♥♥♥ it, I won't even ask.

[Jack Clock]

Първоначално публикувано от X-Super Corgi!:

89 new comments? What on earth happened here?

Zab got into a hissyfit

[Coom Dimmadome]

Първоначално публикувано от X-Super Corgi!:

89 new comments? What on earth happened here?

Pointed out how awful this thread was :)

[Black Joshi]

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Pointed out how awful this thread was

[WH281664]

Well this whole post seems to be a waste of time. This toxic community will tear what ever you write to shreds,regardless of how accurate you are.

[WH281664]

It's also a great place to see some seriously inflated ego's lol

[Jack Clock]

Първоначално публикувано от WH281664:

Well this whole post seems to be a waste of time. This toxic community will tear what ever you write to shreds,regardless of how accurate you are.

hey! dont talk about the community that way! this community is quite nice, except for zab, stay away from him.

[PapaSloppy]

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Have you guys ever tried to getting laid? I think it's time to embark on that life journey and step away from the pc.

Nah. Then she'll wanna come over every night. Then she'll want a commitment. Then she'll wanna move in. Then she'll get jealous when I talk to my female friends. Then she'll get mad when I hang with my guy friends. Then she'll get mad if I don't watch Downton Abbey with her. Then she'll blame any computer issues on the fact that I have games on it. Then she'll claim neglect cuz I'm on the forum too much. Then I'll have to sacrifice sleep so to get in some game time.

Forget chicks; run for the focking hills.

Sex dosent require commitment. ;P

[Black Joshi]

Първоначално публикувано от LV_Jack Clock:

This community is quite nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xWoo8y9t_c

Първоначално публикувано от WH281664:

It's also a great place to see some seriously inflated ego's lol

+1

[Jack Clock]

OH ♥♥♥♥! I GOT...

JONTRONNED! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!


really mate? jontron? everyone uses him nowadays

[Black Joshi]

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So what if I used Jontron - I feel as though that clip got my point across in this context so why not use it.

[Harold Gillies]

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Have you guys ever tried to getting laid? I think it's time to embark on that life journey and step away from the pc.

Nah. Then she'll wanna come over every night. Then she'll want a commitment. Then she'll wanna move in. Then she'll get jealous when I talk to my female friends. Then she'll get mad when I hang with my guy friends. Then she'll get mad if I don't watch Downton Abbey with her. Then she'll blame any computer issues on the fact that I have games on it. Then she'll claim neglect cuz I'm on the forum too much. Then I'll have to sacrifice sleep so to get in some game time.

Forget chicks; run for the focking hills.

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