Stuck in Kolechia, one week to go.

[fidelio]

Having bought my travel ticket, the days grow short until I may return to glorious Arstotzka after being stranded during the war among the Kolechia dogs,

If you've booked passage to the border and are looking forward to returning home, leave messages here for your fellow brothers and sisters, so we may all rejoice.

[Mr. Beef]

I will not afraid of kolechian wizard.

[Mdk]

I heard Arstotzka is so glorious you don't even need a passport

[Zantz Begantz]

A passport is required.

[Mdk]

Publicado originalmente por The Znata Clwas:

A passport is required.

You funny man, I come back with passport

[Melfice]

Publicado originalmente por Mdk:

Publicado originalmente por The Znata Clwas:

A passport is required.

You funny man, I come back with passport

Please don't. Please.

NEXT!

... Papers please.

[YukoValis]

Here is passport. *stands there for several long moments*

[Moreor]

Entry permit is required. Tickets are no longer valid.

[Mdk]

I came back with passport, you let me in now

[Hamshot]

But I paid good money for this ticket!

[General Plastro]

Despicable Arstotzkan commies! Heil Republia! Heil the Great and Honorable Leader!

[Glory to Arstotzka]

glory to arstotzka. remove kolech from the premises.

[Meadow]

I'll come back with an entry permit!

[phonesex with the phreaker]

Glory to Cobrastan.

[[FILASTEEN] TROOP_OF_ALAQSA]

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THIS IS THE ADMINISTRATOR OF M.O.A. SPEAKING.
As of recent problems, we have issued an ENTRY FEE.
It's (as of now), 300 Arstotzkan Credits, or 9.99 UFD(United Federation Dollars). All other visitors/transitors/immigrants, please use The Offical Currency Converter to determine your price.
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[average kinda bad]

My Cobrastan passport should be valid...