HISTORY OF ARSTOTZKA 1878-PRESENT

[Jaiyro]

MAP OF ARSTOTZKA 1878. http://prntscr.com/7zobbz so you know "WTF is Arstotzka" the white country to the left is the Austro-Kolechian Empire.


Arstotzka gained independance in 1878 after the Russo-Turkish war in which it was recognized by both belligrents so the story started the nation of Arstotzka needed a royal family in which the German Empire gave them the "Von Vonel's". Arstotzka endured peaceful economic and industrial growth UNTIL 1894 when Austria-Kolechia declared war on Arstotzka for the Moldovian Province, however Russia decided to join on the Arstotzkan side seeing as they had some long rivalry with the Austro-Kolechians eventually ending in Arstotzkan victory. In that war Arstotzka gained the rest of Moldovia from Austria-Kolechia and and a small province from Kolechia. Once World War 1 broke out in 1914 Arstotzka was pressured by Russia to join on their side but Arstotzka wanted to see how the war would gofirst eventually Russia was on the loosing side and even if Arstotzka joine they would be surrounded by Central Powers on all sides a war they could not win then in late 1915 Austria-Kolechia sent Arstotzka proposal that if they were to join on their side they would give Arstotzka Russian Moldavia and a little extra land therefore Arstotzka joined. After the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk the Arstotzkan's saw the central powers were losing so they switched sides after the treaty of brest-litovsk in order to prevent any land losses and won on the side of both the entente and the central powers but got no gains from joining the entente as they fought them earlier. Their economy was wrecked and the people were weary which caused the "Arstotzkan Civil War 1919-1922" in which the Communists won and the royal family the Von Vonel's were murdered by the communist leader Rimidalv Nninel (Read it backwards you will know who). But Rimidalv did not live long dying from a stroke in 1924 causing a power vacuum in which Phesej Nilts (Read Backwards :P) arose in power. Eventually World War 2 struck and the Arstotzkans found themselves at war with the their arch-nemisis KOLECHIA which was on the German side! Eventually winning WW2 Arstotzka got some extra land from Kolechia for all they went through and lived on eventually entering the "Freezing War" in which the "Titanium Curtain" was put down by the Soviet Union, Arstotzkan dictator Phesej Nilts agreed with this and decided to implement the same thing. Finally in 1953 Phesej Nilts died, some say he was poisoned some say he died of a stroke we shall never know. A dictator arose by the name of Atikin Vechsurk (Backwards) who decided to open Arstotzka to the Western World though starting the "Republian missile crisis" eventually Atikin was removed from office and replaced with Dinoel Venhzerb who ruled sternly for quite a long time till 1982 and started the "Arstotzkan Intervention in Kolechia" Also known as the "Six-Year War". Iruy Vopordna ruled for 2 sickly years eventually carving the way for the last Arstotzkan dictator Liahkim Vehcabrog who installed a presidency and started "Tsonsalg" but eventually Communist Arstotzka collapsed and became a democracy now ruled under president "Rimidalv Nitup".

[The Longest Rose]

This starts off with Arstotzka not being Russia and ends with Arstotzka being Russia.

[Jaiyro]

Escrito originalmente por the Portaller:

This starts off with Arstotzka not being Russia and ends with Arstotzka being Russia.

I know LOL but they aren't really Russia in fact they are "Rumania" with Russian History and some made up. http://prntscr.com/7zobbz that is where Arstotzka is.

[Privleged Capitalist]

the communist regime died by the hammer and sickle