When will Balatro be bundled into every new Windows release?

[Gnasty Gnome]

I think licensing out Balatro to every Windows OS would be good for LocalThunk and save Microsoft singlehandedly.

[=jF=]

Someones farming Jester awards

[soot]

windows if it was good:

[GTTV]

The only thing saving windows is the fact that most games require it. Once that's gone Linux will rule (at least that's the dream)

[SharkPlush]

r/iamverysmart
r/im14andthisisdeep

[Mr. Me]

Just checked. Can't even play minesweeper anymore. Not on Win 10. Solitaire has ads as well.
Maybe back in '98 this would have been the greatest idea ever. But I don't think Microsoft wants it's users to have fun anymore. At least not without paying for it.

[Gnasty Gnome]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Mr. Me:

Just checked. Can't even play minesweeper anymore. Not on Win 10. Solitaire has ads as well.
Maybe back in '98 this would have been the greatest idea ever. But I don't think Microsoft wants it's users to have fun anymore. At least not without paying for it.

That is a fking tragedy. So many hours of productivity have been lost to solitaire and minesweeper. It was a part of computer culture. Balatro should be next.

[QuantuuM]

Lol this is the start to a good sci-fi story

[Beakstore]

If it's on gamepass then Microsoft would consider it bundled with every windows pc and any appliance that can run their mobile xbox client. Ick.

[Ackranome]

When will I have steam OS so I can get off windows?

[Xaelon]

Come on now you know this wouldn't work. I'm sure Microsoft would break it every other update. just like how they break W11 every other update.

[Goblin]

Oprindeligt skrevet af Xaelon:

Come on now you know this wouldn't work. I'm sure Microsoft would break it every other update. just like how they break W11 every other update.

They'd also probably require it to be rewritten in C# instead of Love2D, add in ads, and remove it when Windows 12 comes out just like Space Cadet.

[Amble]

I'd prefer Balatro without Tiktok and Candy Crush ads bundled.