Balatro

Balatro

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Woolgirl Mar 16, 2024 @ 1:49am
Challenges review
i 100% the challenges, now i can ♥♥♥♥♥ about them like a baby:
## first page
omalte: actually a good start, you gotta mange until you get Temperance and then you win. 7/10
15 city: you get an awesome joker and a good joker, just dont get greedy, other way, very easy, 6/10
get richer: got boots in ante 3, is really easy just dont play the chips meta. 6/10
kinfe eadge: cool concept, the idea is to save money to buy two jkers, one to kiil and one to get more money tobuy more jokers to kill. 7/10
x-ray: :) just. pray. at least in the early game, in the late game just play the "i like my jikers more then my hand" game, aka dont let luck play you, 5/10
MAD world: hihi, all is face, hihi, all can give money, but unlike egg you still get the income jokers open so... is really really free and really really making you luagh. 8/10
Tax: getting money is scary now, tankfuly rerolls exist, and sad joker is good for that, also you start with 10 (10!) hand size. 8/10
infnitys-joker-always: choose your joker carefully, i guess, was too easy, cant rembmer what i did 5/10
Medusa: you get stones? ummm.. is that a challange? 3/10
deouble or nothing: that a spooky one, debuff your cards after having them in your playing cards, you dont need to even play them, thankfully, jokers that cary you exist. 5/10
## page 2
type: you gotta get good jokers fast! or have good playing cards, just dont play the missing joker, i lost to it twice. 6/10
realtiy: 0.0, get the joker that get stuff you can sell, otherwise, reality will get to you quick, 30$ a normal pack, is like infnitys-joker-always or type but more real or someting. 9/10
bram vampire: bro! that just super free, you still can get jokers easly using packs or tarot or somethong, like wow, that super easy and that. 9/10
fragile: one of the spookiest challenges ever, play a card and bam! its gone forever and you cant get more cards and that, i speedrun this thing, skipping save lifes, but hey, the wheel of fountre is overpowered... 8/10
monolith: ummm... akward. there is no chalenge here, you just get rare joker and stone joker on free, so like, what the catch? 3/10
BLASt OFF!: YAAY! you have less hands and discards and joker slots for free two good cards and endless plants cards! that just fun becuse is still kinda challnge but when you get to ante 3-4 you jst BLAsT OFF! BOOM! im in bucking space!! YAEH!! 10/10
five hand size: 7 jokers slots. 7. and two free jokers. and 6 discards. bro. who care about the hand size? you got lots of benfits!! 9/10
golden pain: 1 playing hand. 1. at least i get 6 discards... that cost 1$ every one... at lesat i get a creadit card... that not really helping... is cost me all the weekend just to pass it, and just becuse i got the jokers that benfits about the 6 discards and becuase i got the "sell 5 cards for 20$" and the joker of "remove your deck for me", and so, i just got lucky :) 5/10
easier then golden stake: easier then golden stake. just three jokers? no problem. no money on not boss binds? who cares. just free and easy. 4/10
jokerless.: ha.
hahahahahaha.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
it took me an entrie WEEK!!! WEEK!!!!!
that just cruel! the promise is that there is no jokers, but you still got some cards relating to jokers so like yay, pointless cards. of courses the hard part is getting the idea of how you do it. basicly: purple sticker is awesome, buy just one plant type, the epic hands (flush house, flush five) is pointless at ante 4 and wont carry you alone,steel cards and golden cards (the metals) are the GOAT of the challnge along with the glass cards, just get the luck to getting it and the cards to play the hands. gosh. GOSH! 1/10 in doing it again but 10/10 of how hard is this.

and that my review. i want to cry more,.
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TenaciousT Mar 16, 2024 @ 3:17am 
Many of the later challenges feel like just waiting for good RNG
ima Mar 16, 2024 @ 3:54am 
I somehow beat jokerless in few attempts (got that specral card that give you 20$ on first shop and some great vouchers). But golden needle? I'm still stuck on it, I can't do it man... I CANT DO IT PLEASE LET ME PLAY 2 HANDS I BEG YOU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Date Posted: Mar 16, 2024 @ 1:49am
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