this game is unbeatable

[REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY]

if you get needle/wall/eye/mouth/flint its ggs.

now the final bosses, omfg is this a joke? Amber Acorn, Violet Vessel and Crimson Heart.

this is legit run killers, nothing and i mean nothing can be worse than these. they will end you 100%, why? BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO BE SO LUCKY TO BEAT THEM OMG. what is this like a .0000000000000000000001% of winning the game will all these debuffs in a run?


this game is 10000000000000% rng, i have never ever EVER played such a massive rng game in my life. the odds of winning is so so low to get so lucky from cards combos, planets, jokers and so on. i am not joking by that win rate. like theres no way i will win under 20k hours.


i had the best build ever and guess who i versed, yup mf Violet Vessel. 300k blind btw. even if i got Royal flush 9 times in a row i would still lose i am pretty sure. absurd blind amount. actually death sentence of the run. i saw that and actually cried like i saw the grim reaper. all my multis did not even come close to even 200k. the blind before that was 75k. brother wtf.

[eatcake]

:skull:

[Zappron]

[- The Phantom]

great way to let everyone know you lack creative and critical thinking skills

[eatcake]

Originally posted by Lord Catpiss - The Phantom:

great way to let everyone know you lack creative and critical thinking skills

this just dropped the bar
bro, this is an rng game, the op may be a little silly because that went over their head but wow
also i'm struggling too but from minor mistakes, still, ante 6 is giving me hell... many others have struggled + i have only 91 minutes

[Kigurumi (((魔神)))]

Originally posted by eatcake:

Originally posted by Lord Catpiss - The Phantom:

great way to let everyone know you lack creative and critical thinking skills

this just dropped the bar
bro, this is an rng game, the op may be a little silly because that went over their head but wow
also i'm struggling too but from minor mistakes, still, ante 6 is giving me hell... many others have struggled + i have only 91 minutes

not my problem

[malogoss]

REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY

The game is not as random as your username if you can't even beat it.

[eatcake]

Originally posted by Kigurumi (((魔神))):

Originally posted by eatcake:

this just dropped the bar
bro, this is an rng game, the op may be a little silly because that went over their head but wow
also i'm struggling too but from minor mistakes, still, ante 6 is giving me hell... many others have struggled + i have only 91 minutes

not my problem

wasn't talking to you, never said it was

[4t2]

Originally posted by REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY:

if you get needle/wall/eye/mouth/flint its ggs.

now the final bosses, omfg is this a joke? Amber Acorn, Violet Vessel and Crimson Heart.

this is legit run killers, nothing and i mean nothing can be worse than these. they will end you 100%, why? BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO BE SO LUCKY TO BEAT THEM OMG. what is this like a .0000000000000000000001% of winning the game will all these debuffs in a run?


this game is 10000000000000% rng, i have never ever EVER played such a massive rng game in my life. the odds of winning is so so low to get so lucky from cards combos, planets, jokers and so on. i am not joking by that win rate. like theres no way i will win under 20k hours.


i had the best build ever and guess who i versed, yup mf Violet Vessel. 300k blind btw. even if i got Royal flush 9 times in a row i would still lose i am pretty sure. absurd blind amount. actually death sentence of the run. i saw that and actually cried like i saw the grim reaper. all my multis did not even come close to even 200k. the blind before that was 75k. brother wtf.

> Looks into profile
> 391 Jesters

Don't feed the trolls guys.

[MAD MAX V1 スタンド]

[Papa Nurgle's Favored Daughter]

Install zen mode mod, enjoy game again. The difficulty scaling is busted, brutal, and imo unfun. If you're in the same position as me, this is how I solved it. good luck

[kwyjibo]

Skill issue

[Ackranome]

Never give up

[ulzgoroth]

Needle's not even hard if you're at-level effective, unless your build is super allergic to discarding. If you can't figure out how to get 20k in one hand, you weren't going to progress anyway.

Mouth is a little dangerous, unless you're set up to be strong on a small hand like high card or two of a kind, but is very beatable.


Foundational technique: you're trying to maximize chips*mult*mult-multipliers. Arrange jokers that increase whichever of those is low - usually mult-multiplier once you've gotten basic mult up, but it can vary. Once you do that, numbers go UP.

The actual playing card deck matters a lot less for scoring except when the jokers interact with it, I think, because the hand cards resolve before the jokers do, so joker adds can overwhelm hand adds. If you don't have big chip add jokers, hand chips can be important. Certain seals are pretty cool outside scoring. (Blue seal for free planets, purple seal for tarot generation.) Either that, or I'm missing a big trick, which is quite possible.

[Grisly]

Originally posted by 4t2:

Originally posted by REALiNSaNgAMingGODPrODIgY:

if you get needle/wall/eye/mouth/flint its ggs.

now the final bosses, omfg is this a joke? Amber Acorn, Violet Vessel and Crimson Heart.

this is legit run killers, nothing and i mean nothing can be worse than these. they will end you 100%, why? BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO BE SO LUCKY TO BEAT THEM OMG. what is this like a .0000000000000000000001% of winning the game will all these debuffs in a run?


this game is 10000000000000% rng, i have never ever EVER played such a massive rng game in my life. the odds of winning is so so low to get so lucky from cards combos, planets, jokers and so on. i am not joking by that win rate. like theres no way i will win under 20k hours.


i had the best build ever and guess who i versed, yup mf Violet Vessel. 300k blind btw. even if i got Royal flush 9 times in a row i would still lose i am pretty sure. absurd blind amount. actually death sentence of the run. i saw that and actually cried like i saw the grim reaper. all my multis did not even come close to even 200k. the blind before that was 75k. brother wtf.

> Looks into profile
> 391 Jesters

Don't feed the trolls guys.

lool

[ghost]

it definitely feels that way to begin with....
took me a while to get my first win but once you start unlocking more jokers, learning synergies between cards and decks and which tarot/spectrals will prop up your build...your game knowledge grows and it gets much easier and you can usually beat any run (until you start doing high stake runs)