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Old horn Mar 3, 2024 @ 5:05am
I can'i unlock completionist++
but in game, I do all gold stickers on every joker card. Is anyone going through the same thing as me?
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Zelakon Mar 12, 2024 @ 1:51pm 
Originally posted by warking:
The guy who made this guide has all the achievements.

You can ask him how he got all the achievement in 100h
Funny how we posted the same thing within the space of minutes xD
CMDR Shven Mar 12, 2024 @ 1:52pm 
There's absolutely no way anyone has this achievement yet 100% legitimately. There have not been enough hours elapsed since release for anyone to have beaten the game that many times at gold stake with random crap Jokers. Even if you're an insomniac.
essi Mar 12, 2024 @ 2:19pm 
Originally posted by CMDR Shven:
There's absolutely no way anyone has this achievement yet 100% legitimately. There have not been enough hours elapsed since release for anyone to have beaten the game that many times at gold stake with random crap Jokers. Even if you're an insomniac.

You don't do it with random crap jokers, you reset aggressively in like ante 1-3 until you get a run that looks promising to continue with to minimize time waste. That + knowing what you're looking for, + obviously playing at max game speed, and it's doable. Tiring? Absolutely, but doable.
Zelakon Mar 12, 2024 @ 2:37pm 
Originally posted by essi:
You don't do it with random crap jokers, you reset aggressively in like ante 1-3 until you get a run that looks promising to continue with to minimize time waste. That + knowing what you're looking for, + obviously playing at max game speed, and it's doable. Tiring? Absolutely, but doable.
Well presumably the way to go would be a combination of what you've said here, plus using anaglyph to spend the amassed doubles on a negative tag towards the end, buy all those terrible jokers from the shop and then you at least get several new gold stickers from those.
CMDR Shven Mar 12, 2024 @ 3:36pm 
Originally posted by essi:
Originally posted by CMDR Shven:
There's absolutely no way anyone has this achievement yet 100% legitimately. There have not been enough hours elapsed since release for anyone to have beaten the game that many times at gold stake with random crap Jokers. Even if you're an insomniac.

You don't do it with random crap jokers, you reset aggressively in like ante 1-3 until you get a run that looks promising to continue with to minimize time waste. That + knowing what you're looking for, + obviously playing at max game speed, and it's doable. Tiring? Absolutely, but doable.

Considering how much the stars have to align to make a winnable gold stake run and the fact that you either need to specifically get an extra joker slot or have a build that is so powerful you can afford to waste a joker slot, and then you also need to get lucky and actually find the joker(s) you haven't used on gold, I maintain that the game is too new for anyone to have done this legitimately. I've been able to play this game a lot more than I usually am able to play games, and even in the amount of time I've played I've only beaten gold stake a couple times and haven't even unlocked it with every deck.

And I definitely don't believe someone who only has ~100 hours total has done it.
Draco18s Mar 12, 2024 @ 4:53pm 
I'm not going to say I'm great at the game, but I only have 127 hours and haven't even unlocked Gold stakes on any deck yet.
Draco18s Mar 12, 2024 @ 6:17pm 
Originally posted by Scholar Asleep:
This seems pretty legit (~160hrs):
https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1bbqo1l/completionist_after_80_hours_of_strategic_sticker/

I would need to spam another 200 hours just to find the specific legendary jokers I needed on gold stake. So I used a macro to reset runs over and over until the first blind skip had a Mega Arcana Pack tag that contained a Legendary Joker that I was missing. This took about a day to get the last three runs together

Yeah, 80 hours of regular play, followed by 60 hours of manual grinding, followed by twenty more running a macro looking for seeds.
CMDR Shven Mar 13, 2024 @ 7:54am 
Originally posted by Draco18s:
Originally posted by Scholar Asleep:
This seems pretty legit (~160hrs):
https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1bbqo1l/completionist_after_80_hours_of_strategic_sticker/

I would need to spam another 200 hours just to find the specific legendary jokers I needed on gold stake. So I used a macro to reset runs over and over until the first blind skip had a Mega Arcana Pack tag that contained a Legendary Joker that I was missing. This took about a day to get the last three runs together

Yeah, 80 hours of regular play, followed by 60 hours of manual grinding, followed by twenty more running a macro looking for seeds.

Both proof that it was not done legitimately and also evidence that the parameters of the challenge itself are kind of outrageous. A full day of running a macro to automatically find viable runs would be weeks of manual playing time. No one has gotten this achievement legitimately and frankly I don't know that most of us ever will. (I have 100% completed Binding of Isaac rebirth and that was less grinding than this sounds like it will be)
S♥ShiMe Mar 13, 2024 @ 8:02am 
Originally posted by CMDR Shven:
Originally posted by Draco18s:



Yeah, 80 hours of regular play, followed by 60 hours of manual grinding, followed by twenty more running a macro looking for seeds.

Both proof that it was not done legitimately and also evidence that the parameters of the challenge itself are kind of outrageous. A full day of running a macro to automatically find viable runs would be weeks of manual playing time. No one has gotten this achievement legitimately and frankly I don't know that most of us ever will. (I have 100% completed Binding of Isaac rebirth and that was less grinding than this sounds like it will be)

definitely brings the fun out of playing the game.
Zelakon Mar 13, 2024 @ 9:13am 
Originally posted by CMDR Shven:
Both proof that it was not done legitimately and also evidence that the parameters of the challenge itself are kind of outrageous. A full day of running a macro to automatically find viable runs would be weeks of manual playing time.
Wrong! The macro doesn't speed up anything; it takes the same amount of time to restart runs looking for mega arcana tags as if you were doing it manually. It's just a way of automating one of the more laborious and unfair luck-based elements of the challenge.

I think running a macro for starting seeds is a legit and clever way of making the challenge more doable, because you'd still have to go on to actually play the runs and make correct decisions yourself.
warking Mar 13, 2024 @ 9:19am 
Originally posted by Scholar Asleep:
Originally posted by warking:
The guy who made this guide has all the achievements.

You can ask him how he got all the achievement in 100h
Funny how we posted the same thing within the space of minutes xD

Lol didnt noticed but yeah its just funny
I have finished my first gold stack and wrote a funny and non comprehensive guide about it

It is technically... VERY technically possible to have all achievements in 200 hours... But these guys (the 100% wannabe) arent the ones to prove it... With a bit of time someone will
warking Mar 13, 2024 @ 9:21am 
I dont think imma do it. finishing gold stack once sucked all my determination for now I gotta reload
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