The Commandments of Nuffle.

[Snorri Nosebiter]

1/ I am thy Lord, Nuffle.

2/ Thou shalt have no other gods before me, otherwise thou shalt roll skulls on every three-dice block thou throwest.

3/ Thou shalt, whenever a dodgy rat or pointy-eared git is on the ground, put the bloody boot in.

4/ In fact, thou shalt give every player on the ground a bloody good kicking. Just one extra time for luck with Elves.

5/ Thou shalt not take my name in vain.

6/ Thou shalt not push thy luck.
I may have let you pass three 17% dodges and a 33% pickup with that Black Orc, but if you dare to try that 1-square GFI, he dies.

7/ Honour thy father and mother, unless they're on the other team. If they are, see previous rules on boots.

8/ Thou shalt not perform any action before standing thy players up. Disobey, and I shall take all thy rerolls as tribute

9/ Thou shalt not kill. Thou shalt maim, murder and mutilate at every given opportunity.

10/ Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ball. A fist in the face is as pleasing to me as a ball in the endzone.

[Dode]

Oh dear. Any fool no that Nuffle's sacred number is 11. You are one commandment short. You forgot the most important one:
11. All players are sacrifices to his mightiness, eventually...

[Snorri Nosebiter]

Originally posted by Dode:

Oh dear. Any fool no that Nuffle's sacred number is 11. You are one commandment short. You forgot the most important one:
11. All players are sacrifices to his mightiness, eventually...

Ssh, that one wasn't supposed to be in the public press release.

Nuffle's almighty PR department didn't like it.