this is why you cant get a girlfriend

[sooshibagel]

its not dei, its not sbi, its not the woke mind virus.

its because youre obnoxious and toxic. its you. its your fault youll never find a woman to love you. and its because you act like this.

the smell probably doesnt help either lol

edit: ngl. im drunk and playing a game with my wife. so i ahvent been reading the comments.but i saw someone mention elon in a notificaiton

and bruh.
the onyl difference between him and you is he can afford to buy it.

he truly is your kingisnt he lol

second edit.

keep reporting me lol

its not gunna change the fact that im right, and deep down. you know it.

i truly hope you all get therapy and learn to be better

but ill reiterate what ive said a dozen times already.
that takes effort...so i doubt it.

shout out to that guy who thinks that polyamory isnt possible LOL

another edit:

all steam points ive received in rewards, have been redistributed to the heros in the comments that rightfully deserve them. yall are the real ones, and i bet your wives and husbands love you far more than these seething incels will ever be able to comprehend


also i forgot who, but whoever said "cope and seethe virgin" in response to something misogynistic someone said.
that is definitely gunna be my quote of the week. my wife even said it to me earlier when i said "please stop chopping all the trees down" while we played stardew

final edit: cause tbh ive spent too much time on this, as fun as its been throwing your toxicity back in your face. i gotta get ready to go watch deadpool and wolverine with a few of my friends.
i know, another concept so impossible i must be lying right.

im not level 0 btw, idk why steam is saying i am. ive been playing video games longer than many of you reading this have been alive xD

long enough to seriously regret forgetting to buy the deadpool game before they removed it from steam.
or when TF2 wasnt free. anyone else remember that?
AEEEOOONS AGO

[Cliffle]

Can't we all just.. get along?

[Managedant]

Hahahaha S tier post.

[ThunderStruck115]

What the ♥♥♥♥ does this have to do with the game?

[Cliffle]

Originally posted by ThunderStruck115:

What the ♥♥♥♥ does this have to do with the game?

It's a direct quote from Sun Wukong.

[MROOD]

we dont need girlfriends

not when we have high end beastly gaming PC's that equally provide a higher rate of satisfaction

Playing Black Myth: Wukong is like a continuous wukongasm where girlfriendgasm only lasts for a very short period and then you feel like you want her gone, be gone...

[Dovah]

My mom says I’m a handsome boy. Are you saying she lied!?

[Netarangi]

Oh I have one. Also pre-ordered this game. u mad?

[MINOTAUROΣ]

OP greatest achievement is to have a GF who he shares an we can all imagine what she would look like cuck giving advice on gaming forum next level ♥♥♥♥.

[level3]

Whats the backstory of OPs post?

[Ravenbones]

Originally posted by masii07:

Originally posted by Ravenbones:

I like how you jump to the conclusion of needing to mention Trump or Elon as if that persons morals must mean they revolve around those people like you do the celebrities and virtual signalers that make you feel validated for things not set in reality.

Are you aware Elon instigated at far right riot in UK? He's in trouble with UK parliament.

He's also being sued by Imane for driving up hate against her.

This dude influences hundreds of millions around world by having owning Twitter.

That has nothing to do with the person you replied to though. You are shifting the topic to something useless and unrelated and then dragging the conversation there when that isn't relative to what the person is mentioning (if you are the person, icant be bother to check names anymore. Thread is full of idiots).

[Cliffle]

Originally posted by Imperial:

Whats the backstory of OPs post?

They were drinking