Best hero quotes & insults?

[Soulkey]

Which ones are your favorites, whether it's a "rat insult" or a teammate tease?

Many probably disagree but I find the elf's griefing pretty hilarious, especially her remarks about the dwarf EG: [Upon finding a bomb:] It's small, filthy and noisy! Huh, just like a dwarf!

PS: Who the the hell is the One-eye? Saltzpyre?

[phrog]

*dwarf gets hooked* Kruber: I guess we have to save the stumpy
(might be stunty im not sure)

[Murphy Sterling]

I think he says stunted oaf.

[Jakal, Lady kisser]

it's stuntie, yeah. that's some empire slang.

[Nemo]

I love it when the rats say

• You all DIE DIE
  
• Stick together
  
• We rule !

Gutter Runner :

• Always stabbin' n sneekin'

Dwarf:

• Right in the dongliz !

Inn-keeper :

• BLOODY CATASTROPHE !

And all of Saltspyre's lines :D

• By the Comet !
  
• Do not trust in hope - it will betray you. Only faith and hatred sustains.
  
• This does not make us friends, witch
  
• Up here, no dawdling
  
• If you die, who will hate me ?
  
• HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY
  
• I don't drink this out of thirst
  
• Judgement is served, if not by my hand
  
• This will do our humours good
  
• Die Creature !
  
• Malefic Blasphemy !
  
• I thought you forest folk were supposed to be good shots
  
• Will you stop that incessant jumping ? Show some decorum

A while back, /u/Atvaark extracted ALL the strings/quotes into a Google Docs spreadsheet. It's here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MWzFIW9a25DIxtffTkHvRHUu5XfUlIDNkfOqOA6eRlo/pubhtml#
It could be missing some of the newer ones though ...

[Jakal, Lady kisser]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Nemo:

I love it when the rats say
A while back, /u/Atvaark extracted ALL the strings/quotes into a Google Docs spreadsheet. It's here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1MWzFIW9a25DIxtffTkHvRHUu5XfUlIDNkfOqOA6eRlo/pubhtml#
It could be missing some of the newer ones though ...

aw, i was hoping it compiled the conversations into proper reading order. i keep hearing them started and then cut off because someone runs off..... but of a rough list that.

[ArchAnge1LT]

Could someone please take seargent's weapon from him?

[q8venom]

stinking ratman rodent piece of trash! -kruber
thats it! make the ratfilth pay! - sienna
haha! - bardin

[Robin]

Początkowo opublikowane przez q8venom:

stinking ratman rodent piece of trash! -kruber

Hah, that's definitely one of my favorites. It always makes me hit the skaven I was killing a few extra times just to "make sure" ^^

[Horoai]

I love it when Sienna refers to gunners as "weird-stone operators".

Edit: Doesn't seem to be in the spreadsheet Nemo linked though.

Początkowo opublikowane przez Jakal & 43 oz. of whiskey:

after the well watch mission i caught him saying "all is....Well!" in the most ♥♥♥♥-eating voice i ever heard. the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ likes to make puns. are you SURE his lines are the best?

I know right? I had to FF him in the back of his head when he said that the first time in one of my games.

[Authentic Mikutard]

When Saltz says "Volkmar's teeth!" it sounds alot like he's suggesting... doing something.... to your mother's bossom >.< "*censored* ma's *censored*"

Don't remember if it was Saltz (most probably) or Bardin, but one of them said something like this about a missed bomb: "It takes skill to miss every single one of them"

also one of the missed bombs repply, from Kruber: "I saw one limping away!" In the most sad apologetic voice x´D

[Knife70]

the elf in the sewers: "Your city is built on excrement."

[cape]

WH: "Pray to Sigmar! The hordes are coming!"
Victor's "hordes" has a bit of a weak sounding d...

Just heard WH in the dungeons: "Yes, you need to jump! Don't go tumbling down like a plastered Ulrican!"
The way he says it cracks me up

[Âlêxtörias]

My personal favourite is Saltzpyre's "I CAN BARELY SEE YOUR WEAPON MOVE, ELF!" in most irritated tone possible. He's like one of these DotA public game pros, who own enemies and still have enough divided attention to assess your progress :D

[Murphy Sterling]

Eat your throat!

[I gurgle for Nurgle]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Dovahbear:

Playing as Kruber once I missed a shot and Kerillian says to me like: "A bad miss! Do you make much money as a professional soldier?"

I really enjoyed that one.

I'm swordsman by profession not a bombardier!


"Should I put an arrow in your knee? You look RIDICULOUS!" by Kerillian is amazing.