Funniest/Favorite Narrator Lines?

[grantprobst]

The best one I have heard so far:

"The game isn't ready yet? Let's release it anyway!"

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I also enjoy the fact the narrator comments on the late hour I am playing the game (as in DK).

"It's dark outside, underlord... though from down here, it can be hard to tell."

[Cthary]

"Your dungeon is quiet dark, but is it the... darkest... dungeon ?"

[True Guesser, Wand Bearer, etc.]

Originally posted by Ithilidin:

"Your dungeon is quiet dark, but is it the... darkest... dungeon ?"

I lol'd when that came up, as I have been engrossed in The Darkest Dungeon for several weeks now.

"Your Dungeon has defaulted, take what you can and run!"

[runemaster]

Originally posted by grantprobst:

"The game isn't ready yet? Let's release it anyway!"

Lol, yeah heard that one too ^^

- "Your mother called Underlord, she wants you to clean out your dungeon immediately."
- "Your minions know it's your birthday....they simply don't care."

Also like they way you get greeted when starting the game:

- "It's way past your bedtime Underlord!"

[Tilen]

It's not the funniest I've heard, but I can only remember something along the lines of "I am not sure your dungeon is dank enough".

Possibly referencing the omnipresent dank meme. :P

edit2: or even Diablo 3's "Dank cellar" or something like that now that I think about it. lol

edit: oh yeah, booted up the game at about 1PM last night, and got "Go to bed, Underlord!"

[Vultan]

"Your minions say they will mid or feed". or something like that.

[Tilen]

Originally posted by Biceps Horsemangler:

"Your minions say they will mid or feed". or something like that.

lol, really?! hahahaha, AWESOME

[Puzzlemaker]

Honestly I wish the lines didn't happen as often, because I want them to last for a long time.

[CvltofAshenFlock]

"One of your minions doesn't believe you exist" he...hehe...lol

[Anarchuz]

Originally posted by Puzzlemaker:

Honestly I wish the lines didn't happen as often, because I want them to last for a long time.

TRUE DAT

[xsmasher]

"Better save... I think I feel a crash coming on!" Would be funny if it wan't true. :(

[pingu_of_doom]

"one of your imps has volunteered to join mars 1, They'll take anyone"

[Clord]

They knowingly release a bugged unfinished semi-beta product and then poke fun of it. I appreciate the irony but still.

[Pinard]

"One of your minions has been concepted, but later removed from the game."

[strich]

Had a good laugh at this thread. There are about 450 lines to discover, and based on your feedback here the next patch is going to decrease their occurrence even more.

[grantprobst]

450 lines? Wow! That's quite a few. Now, there's a good DLC idea!... "1,001 Pointless Narration Quotes." It may not be a top priority, but I would pay money for that. ;)