Lack of Low Intelligence

[dwaynegand]

One thing that sets this game apart from other Fallout games is the lack of low intelligence dialogue. In the first two games, your character could barely speak complete sentences. In New Vegas, there was so much more unique dialogue for low intelligence. The only dialogue with low intelligence opens up a dialogue option with Dean Dewey in the Theodore Roosevelt Academy.

LW: "Oooh! Shiny robot!"
Dean Dewey: "Special needs students must be chaperoned at all times. Allow me to escort you back to class child/

Anyone who played Alton will remember that there was this one guy who barely spoke anything coherent, and then when you completed his quest he exploded into bloody chunks.

There should have been more low intelligence dialogue. As a result of the total lack of it, there's practically no chance in gameplay experience for low intelligence characters.

Feel free to post some low intelligence dialogue here that you think should have been in the game, just for laughs!

[gr1nie]

All the dialogue in this game is low intelligence.

[Astra Militarum]

Originally posted by gr1nie:

All the dialogue in this game is low intelligence.

They spent all the money on Liam Neeson

[Chronocide]

Originally posted by gr1nie:

All the dialogue in this game is low intelligence.

lol....you aren't wrong.

[bladerunner97]

My brain hurts.