Best G.O.A.T. job you have gotten?

[gamerhelligon]

So I have been getting back into the game recently and started a whole new game and forgot all about the infamous GOAT (Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test).

I know most who have played it more than once just skip the test itself and just filled it out on your own, but when you have taken the test, what is the funniest / best job they gave you?

My most recent was Vault chaplin.......my most funniest was clinical test subject...what have you all come up with?

[shemkhobali]

garbage burner :D

[Zedd]

I chose a lot of the violent options one time.

Was given the job of "marriage counselor"

[dennizenx]

vault chaplain, "god help us all" the teacher said. :/

[mango]

Originally posted by dennizenx:

vault chaplain, "god help us all" the teacher said. :/

That's a great one lol

[[RvB] RedArmyGrif]

I keep getting Pipboy Engineer.

[charlie_moslin]

Slop Jockey. I always get slop jockey. Don't you just want to go back into Vault 101 and demonstrate to teach and most of the class, just how the business end of Vengeance works! I'm a retired teacher myself but if I was ever as bad as that idiot, please point me to an enclosed room with a .32 automatic and I will do the honourabe thing.

[IanThePCGamer96]

Was lucky enough to be called "possibly looking at the next overseer". Felt proud leaving the room lol.

[gamerhelligon]

I saved 1 slot just before taking the GOAT just to have fun taking it...my latest was Pedicurist......."It's nice to know I can still be surprised. Pedicurist! I might have guessed Manicurist, or even Masseuse. But apparently you're a foot person."

keep em coming..these are all great :)

[Hemlock]

this playthrough im in atm was vault Tattoo Artist!

[Djlundquist101]

I know it's not in the wiki, but I swear to Zeus I got "vault inquisitor" "well, we haven't had that job assigned for a while"

[Luis the Uma Loving Wizard]

I ALWAYS KEEP GETTING MARRIAGE COUNSELOR. Somehow asking your grandma to give you a minigun instead, or stealing Grognak issue #1 and saying you'll leave the old coot to rot constitutes as qualifications for a marriage counselor. XD

[=CrimsoN=]

Cook

Out of context, it's not that weird, but my character ended up being a cannibalistic raider that received immense pleasure from murdering, chopping, cooking and eating his victims. He'd do it when he wasn't even hungry too.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1903457483

Definitely quite the psychopath

[Das Boot]

Originally posted by +CrimsoN+:

Cook

Out of context, it's not that weird, but my character ended up being a cannibalistic raider that received immense pleasure from murdering, chopping, cooking and eating his victims. He'd do it when he wasn't even hungry too.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1903457483

Definitely quite the psychopath

You became Cook-Cook.

[=CrimsoN=]

Originally posted by Das Boot:

You became Cook-Cook.

Legit lol

[NecroMaster]

Can anyone answer why making solely choices a delinquent would make gets you the overseer job?