How can I complete Paradise Lost without kill anyone?

[RpRocker]

Hi!

I'm finishing Paradise Lost for the first time and I'm looking forward to complete Paradise Lost without kill anyone, but how can you do it? Because you have to kill the ex-wife and I heard that in the final day there are some bosses too.

[Sor Eddie]

You can buy a beanbag gun on Wednesday onwards from the vending machine, which will let you do non-lethal damage.

[RpRocker]

Oh, I didn't know that, thanks!

[Cleveland Rock]

I've been wondering about this too. The boss battles seem to be mandatory. Does that mean I have to fight them with beanbags? Yikes.

[Darth Postal]

First off, note that you have a stats pad in your inventory. Open it up VERY OFTEN. Like every minute. If you have anything but zeros anywhere except "Doors Kicked In" and "Money Spend" fields, restart from earlier savegame.

Now to actual gameplay.

During the first boss fight aginst your wife (Wednesday), note that there are 6 cakes in the area.

Step 1: Get some distance from the Wife.
Step 2: Stand near cake.
Step 3: Wait untill the Wife starts charging at you.
Step 4: Avoid the Wife at the last possible moment. She will crash into the cake, chop it to bits with katana and say how sweet it is.
Step 5: Repeat Steps 1-4 with five remaining cakes.
Step 6: Once the last cake is destroyed, you will get achievemnt "B*tch loves cake!" for non-lethal victory over your wife (though she still looks kinda dead in the cutscene, but it doesn't increase your killcount).
Step 7: ????
Step 8: PROFIT!

When you need to get money for charity, you have 2 non-lethal options:
* Collect donations the normal way (without ever visiting Zack Ward). This wil give you "Hobo Sexsual" achievement.
* Go to Zack Ward's place but do not kill him, simply go to the vault behind him, thake the money and get out.

When you need to get cure from Two-Ears, again, simply get the suringe behind him and get out.

When you need to milk ebola cows, just stand in front of any rock/fence/building, wait untill the cow charges, dodge it at last possible moment, then get behind and milk it while it's temporarily knocked out.

When you start the end game (Champ--->Wife--->MegaWife boss fights), I can confirm that defeating those bosses does NOT increase your killcount, so fire away!

PS. killing zombies during final bossfight (MegaWife) DOES increase your killcount. Try to let the Wife kill thm for you. This will not count.

[Cleveland Rock]

Thanks. I'll give it a try!

[RpRocker]

Thanks, very useful information!

[Toaster_Tester]

Originally posted by Sor Eddie:

You can buy a beanbag gun on Wednesday onwards from the vending machine, which will let you do non-lethal damage.

But I need my beanbag ammo to look up the girl's skirts

[Protektor]

What abou robots in factory ??

[Sor Eddie]

Originally posted by Protektor:

What abou robots in factory ??
:ChompyChompy:

Peeing on them til they deactivate doesn't count as destroying them on the stats screen

[Protektor]

Thank you for help.

[Tarious]

Originally posted by Cleveland Rock:

I've been wondering about this too. The boss battles seem to be mandatory. Does that mean I have to fight them with beanbags? Yikes.

the beanbag gun is extremely strong. Easy boss kills with it.

[TheKenos]

Hi, just got the achievement with some snowmen peed on and nuts kicked in. btw you can defeat the last three bosses with weapons

[bpo106]

Another solution to save yourself from enemies: Paraside lost does have the Karma Gun in Enhanced Mode when you use nothing (hands). You can grab anyone, and throw them to anywhere, even if it kills them, but it won't increase the killing numbers.

[B Dawg]

Enhanced Mode disables achievements though.

[TeaSipper555]

One thing to note is that you don't actually kill the ♥♥♥♥♥ during the fight in the junkyard. You just defeat her. She is still alive in the following cutscene. The same actually applies to all other necessary boss fights aside from the very last one.

I am not sure how the game works, but when I did my no kill run of the game, the final boss gets different dialogue and you don't end up killing the boss yourself. I think that the game checks to see if you have killed anyone before and if you haven't, the game throws you a bone and changes the outcome of the fight so that you don't kill the final boss. I used lethal weapons to beat all the “end” bosses in the game and still got the achievement. I am not 100% sure about this, but I think you can just use weapons during the junkyard fight, too. (EDIT: Looks like it DOES count as a kill. My bad, Thank you, Poster below me.)