Favourite POSTAL 2 quotes!

[Dodgy Bob McMayday]

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[OG BOYSCOUT]

all of them

[Mumblez]

"my klevacord"- when postal takes near fatal damage....ironic since in other games it would be a horrible scream, yet he says this more calmly than any other line in the game almost.

[Spudcake]

'I regret nothing'.

[Shalmendo]

Rent a mop eredeti hozzászólása:

"my klevacord"- when postal takes near fatal damage....ironic since in other games it would be a horrible scream, yet he says this more calmly than any other line in the game almost.

I'm surprised the Dude knows what his clavicord is..or maybe he doesn't and is just spouting out some random medical babble he heard at the clinic...

[datæ]

AALALALLAALLALALALALLALALALALLALALALALLALALALALALLALLALALLALA

[KaisarDragon]

Your mother is a goat whom my father services.

[LN95]

It's from the travesty that wound up being Postal III, but:

"Erghh...I HATE that f*ckin' name."

[MisterC]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGIqqbchoYo

[Solfosc]

"You gotta be f*cking kidding me."
"Are you gonna sign this or will be your surviving family members."
"Sign this petition or I will follow you home and kill your dog."

[ZeroSafe]

Shalmendo eredeti hozzászólása:

Rent a mop eredeti hozzászólása:

"my klevacord"- when postal takes near fatal damage....ironic since in other games it would be a horrible scream, yet he says this more calmly than any other line in the game almost.

I'm surprised the Dude knows what his clavicord is..or maybe he doesn't and is just spouting out some random medical babble he heard at the clinic...

A clavichord is a musical instrument.

My favorite: "A Christmas tree, guess it's never too early to introduce a major fire hazard into the home."

[Muldoon]

" Oops, botched that one. I wonder what his remains would go for on Ebay.."

[Vengeance]

Wow, this game has so many. Dont know if these are accurate though:

"Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?"
"Oh, I get it. Your beef comes from England."
"You gotta be f...in kidding me"
"Seems completely legal to me."
"But how much trouble CAN i get into at a police station?"
"Gee, I hope nobody is taping this"
"Ohh, right in the stuff" & "Oh, mommy"
"*Grunt* Excuse while I push my entrails back in"

And many more...

Shalmendo eredeti hozzászólása:

Rent a mop eredeti hozzászólása:

"my klevacord"- when postal takes near fatal damage....ironic since in other games it would be a horrible scream, yet he says this more calmly than any other line in the game almost.

I'm surprised the Dude knows what his clavicord is..or maybe he doesn't and is just spouting out some random medical babble he heard at the clinic...

Well, in AW he does seem to wonder why his Medulla Oblongata hurts, or maybe hes just spouting some random babble again.

[K-Bone]

"Yeah baby I AM the Lizzard King!"

[Shalmendo]

Unprofessional Stormtrooper eredeti hozzászólása:

Shalmendo eredeti hozzászólása:

I'm surprised the Dude knows what his clavicord is..or maybe he doesn't and is just spouting out some random medical babble he heard at the clinic...

A clavichord is a musical instrument.

My favorite: "A Christmas tree, guess it's never too early to introduce a major fire hazard into the home."

So much for knowing what I'm talking about! LOL! I really should have looked that one up in a dictionary.

[Bourbon Kid]

Visi eredeti hozzászólása:

"Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!"