Does Postal Dude Actually Have A Big ♥♥♥♥?

[andrewibarra1999]

Reason: in postal 2 there’s a April fools joke that said “Paid DLC (NEW!!)” and it has “Uncensored Dude Willy ($69.99)” and it showes a picture of dude’s huge ♥♥♥♥ (of course censored in a Japanese way) and one of the bystanders seeing his ♥♥♥♥ are always laughing at it, is it because it’s big? Or small.? (I have no idea why I made this discussion..)

[PoorPocketsMcNewHold]

They do joke about it because "it's small" ("No one's impressed"), but he do dream about a Postal babe saying he's the inspiration for viagra in the awp intro. I can't think of any other bits to proove, or disprove his ♥♥♥♥ size "canonically".

[andrewibarra1999]

Alright.

[Ji]

I mean, everyone laughs at it. So its safe to really assume thats its kinda small.

[InCompet4nt]

the greatest mystery

[Tuuka]

Sometimes women laugh when you pull pants down i think not that big ;(

[r3l1csvk]

Originally posted by Kiwish:

I mean, everyone laughs at it. So its safe to really assume thats its kinda small. :headcrab:

yeah,you literally have an achievement for showing it to ladies and make 3 laught at what they see.

[r3l1csvk]

Originally posted by PoorPocketsMcNewHold:

They do joke about it because "it's small" ("No one's impressed"), but he do dream about a Postal babe saying he's the inspiration for viagra in the awp intro. I can't think of any other bits to proove, or disprove his ♥♥♥♥ size "canonically".

haven´t played awp (if that means a week in paradise) but i do recall it being familiar...maybe its from apocalypse weekend,i guess,which would fit to be one of his halucinations