Cheats

[me bober 123456789101112]

Ok so here are some cheats

WARNING: activating this will disable achievements





So first you press the ` key (below esc key)



then type "sissy" (without quotation marks)




This enables cheats



type "iamsolame" (no caps or quotation marks)



This gives you ALL weapons and ammo and turns god mode on




to get third person type "behindview 1"



to disable type "behindview 0"





to clip through walls type "ghost"



type ghost again to disable




type "fireinyourhole" to control your rockets







Thats about it bye

[cornpore hardography]

allahmode makes you invincible

[cornpore hardography]

Ifeelfree is noclip

[Alucard †]

Here are all the working basic cheats (that you also unlock access menu to by completing the game , but work without unlocking if you type them in with sissy cheat enabled)

packnheat - "just gives you all weapons without god mode or 9999 ammo"
payload - "maxes ammo to all your weapons"
piggytreats - "gives you donuts"
jewsforjesus - "gives you money"
boyandhisdog - "gives you doggie treats"
jones - "gives you health pipes"
swimwithfishes - "gives you bass hunter radar"
fireinyourhole - "rocket cam toggle"
iamtheone - "catnip cheat"
lotsa♥♥♥♥♥ - "gives you regular cats"
blockmyass - "gives you Silicon Carbide Armor"
smackdatass - "gives you Gimp suit"
iamthelaw - "gives you Cop clothes"
whatchutalkinbout - "turns everyone to Gary"
osama - "turns everyone into terrorists"
rockincats - "you shoot cats instead bullets"
dokkincats - "turns off the cheat above^"
boppincats - "cats launched from your gun bounce off walls upon hit"
splodincats - "turns off the aboce cheat^"
headshots - "One shot to the head is fatal"
bladey - "you can throw multipile boomerang Machetes"
hulksmash - "you can throw multipile Sledgehammers"
limbsnapper - "bystanders 'shatter' in slow mo when you score sledgehammer throw headshot on them"
reaperoflove - "you can throw multipile Scythes"
mightyfoot - "If you played Duke Nukem you know what that does ^^ empowers your kick"
doglover - "spawns a friendly dog"
gonorrheachachacha - "gives you gonorrhea"
supermario - "high jump toggle"
sonicspeed - "super run toggle"
domino - "gives you pizza"
jerkinyourbox - "gives you fast foods"
catnado - "gives you dervish cats"
moonman - "low gravity toggle"
thequick - "rapid fire"
unquick - "turn off the above^"
krotchatizeme - "turns all peds into Krotchy mascots"
egoboost - "big heads"
witchdoctor - "tiny heads"

And here are some of more advanced cheats that i know :

iwant <inventory file name>.<inventory item name> - "gives you specific item or weapon"
for example:

iwant AWPStuff.ChainsawWeapon - "will give you a Chainsaw,
"this cheat requires knowledge of file structures and item names how they are called in their respectible .uc files"

summon <pawn file name>.<pawn name> - "spawns a specific bystander, also requires knowing the names of pawns and files they are contained in"

example: summon AWPawns.AWZombieCharger - "summons a zombie charger"

This advanced cheat sets current and max ammo amount for your gun (also requires knowledge of inventory item names):

set <ammoname> ammoamount <number>

example:
set NapalmAmmoInv ammoamount 120 - "will set current and max ammo for Napalm launcher to 120, causes ammo cloning bug when you drop the item and pick it up again"

enabledebugmenu - "unlocks special command menu both ingame and in main menu that lets you travel to any map, set current day , give items from those days "ALSO DISABLES ACHIEVEMENTS AS LONG AS ITS ACTIVE, and persists even after game restart unless you disable it"

set Postal2Game.GameState bNightMode false/true (Activates/disables Night Mode even if you didn't unlock Holiday menu this one is a bit dodgy requires starting new game to take effect)

sadly i don't know more advanced cheats to activate or disable other holiday modes except the Night Mode

[me bober 123456789101112]

Thanks for the more cheats guys

[Alucard †]

There are some leftover cheats in the P2CheatManager.uc file i havent tried all of them but here have fun testing them for yourself:

Zombification - "turns everyone into zombies"
JewTown - "turns everyone to Mike J"
GamePpeed <number> - "sets game speed"
Alamode - "just plain ol' god mode nothing else"
Healthful - "restores your health by giving you medkits"
NowWeDance - "Machinegun shoots scissors instead bullets"
CopKilla - "Bystanders attack police officers on sight"
SlowRockets - "Reduces speed of Rocket Launcher projectiles ???"
FastRockets - "Speeds up Rocket Launcher projectiles ???"
NormalRockets - "Restores rocket speed to normal ???"
Charismatic - "No idea what exactly this does the description in the file says 'Bystanders help you'"
GhostTown - "Erases every bystander on the map"
Anarchist - "Erases every cop from the map"
SonicBoom - "No idea what that does or if it works ingame the description is vague"
Bullet - "Activates bullet time ???"
AntiBullet - "Disables bullet time ???"
TwentyPercent - "I have no idea what this does, description says 'Makes player 20% cooler' lol"
NoAgitatingSkeletons - "Disables Halloween Skeletons ???"
TooSpookyForMe - "Disables Night Mode ???"

[Lar Dass]

man, crazy amount of cheats, will make the game fun when replaying

[Running With Scissors [S]]

There is a guide that lists all of the cheats in P2/PL in our Guides section : )

[Alucard †]

Originally posted by Running With Scissors S:

There is a guide that lists all of the cheats in P2/PL in our Guides section : )

It doesn't list all the working cheats.
Several are missing from these guides

[me bober 123456789101112]

Oh, welp that makes sense

[Seaman For The Sega Dreamcast]

Originally posted by ⎛ Alucard ⎞ ✟:

Here are all the working basic cheats (that you also unlock access menu to by completing the game , but work without unlocking if you type them in with sissy cheat enabled)

packnheat - "just gives you all weapons without god mode or 9999 ammo"
payload - "maxes ammo to all your weapons"
piggytreats - "gives you donuts"
jewsforjesus - "gives you money"
boyandhisdog - "gives you doggie treats"
jones - "gives you health pipes"
swimwithfishes - "gives you bass hunter radar"
fireinyourhole - "rocket cam toggle"
iamtheone - "catnip cheat"
lotsa♥♥♥♥♥ - "gives you regular cats"
blockmyass - "gives you Silicon Carbide Armor"
smackdatass - "gives you Gimp suit"
iamthelaw - "gives you Cop clothes"
whatchutalkinbout - "turns everyone to Gary"
osama - "turns everyone into terrorists"
rockincats - "you shoot cats instead bullets"
dokkincats - "turns off the cheat above^"
boppincats - "cats launched from your gun bounce off walls upon hit"
splodincats - "turns off the aboce cheat^"
headshots - "One shot to the head is fatal"
bladey - "you can throw multipile boomerang Machetes"
hulksmash - "you can throw multipile Sledgehammers"
limbsnapper - "bystanders 'shatter' in slow mo when you score sledgehammer throw headshot on them"
reaperoflove - "you can throw multipile Scythes"
mightyfoot - "If you played Duke Nukem you know what that does ^^ empowers your kick"
doglover - "spawns a friendly dog"
gonorrheachachacha - "gives you gonorrhea"
supermario - "high jump toggle"
sonicspeed - "super run toggle"
domino - "gives you pizza"
jerkinyourbox - "gives you fast foods"
catnado - "gives you dervish cats"
moonman - "low gravity toggle"
thequick - "rapid fire"
unquick - "turn off the above^"
krotchatizeme - "turns all peds into Krotchy mascots"
egoboost - "big heads"
witchdoctor - "tiny heads"

And here are some of more advanced cheats that i know :

iwant <inventory file name>.<inventory item name> - "gives you specific item or weapon"
for example:

iwant AWPStuff.ChainsawWeapon - "will give you a Chainsaw,
"this cheat requires knowledge of file structures and item names how they are called in their respectible .uc files"

summon <pawn file name>.<pawn name> - "spawns a specific bystander, also requires knowing the names of pawns and files they are contained in"

example: summon AWPawns.AWZombieCharger - "summons a zombie charger"

This advanced cheat sets current and max ammo amount for your gun (also requires knowledge of inventory item names):

set <ammoname> ammoamount <number>

example:
set NapalmAmmoInv ammoamount 120 - "will set current and max ammo for Napalm launcher to 120, causes ammo cloning bug when you drop the item and pick it up again"

enabledebugmenu - "unlocks special command menu both ingame and in main menu that lets you travel to any map, set current day , give items from those days "ALSO DISABLES ACHIEVEMENTS AS LONG AS ITS ACTIVE, and persists even after game restart unless you disable it"

set Postal2Game.GameState bNightMode false/true (Activates/disables Night Mode even if you didn't unlock Holiday menu this one is a bit dodgy requires starting new game to take effect)

sadly i don't know more advanced cheats to activate or disable other holiday modes except the Night Mode

god thank you i forgot about thequick and i wanted it soo bad