What are all the summaries for completing postal 2 and paradise lost.

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CrusaderTheFirst has POSTAL 2

May 7, 2018 @ 11:49pm

What are all the summaries for completing postal 2 and paradise lost.

I can't seem to find a list of all the summaries anywhere. I can only find the ones you get for beating postal and impossible diffculties but not all the regular summaries. What are they?

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Running With Scissors [S] [developer] May 8, 2018 @ 6:47am

I think I posted them on these forums already a few months back. I'll dig them up

Nitrax the Fox has POSTAL 2

May 12, 2018 @ 3:01am

I've managed to dig up a bunch of the summaries for POSTAL 2:

Number of kills related (low to high):

Thank you for playing, JESUS.
Gun-shy Murderer
Underachieving Thug
Wanna-be Gangsta
Soccer Mom
Office Drone Pushed Over the Edge
Prozac-Powered Gun Nut
Serial Killer on Steroids
Society-Shunning Grade-A Psycho
Ex-Military Killing Machine
Hitler would be proud.
Congratulations, SATAN.

Types of people / animals killed:

Cop Killer
PETA-Hating Animal Murderer
Cat R****t (related to putting cats on weapons)
Zombie-Slaying Holy Warrior

Weapon-related messages:

Arsonist (use of fire-related weapons?)
Water Sports Enthusiast (use of the pee function)
Limb-Hacking POSTAL Ghoul (limb decapitation)
Head-Asploding Shotgun Ninja
Head-Batting Major Leaguer (use of baseball bat)
Leatherface would be proud. (use of chainsaw)

Speed-related messages (slowest to fastest):

(Speed Runner)
(Super Speed Runner)
(Ultimate Speed Runner)
(Have you considered running this game for SDA?)
(Single-segment) - for completing the game without reloading saves

Difficulty setting specific:

Card-Carrying NRA Member (Hestonworld difficulty)
Chaos-Braving POSTAL Freak (Insane-o difficulty)
Survivor of Bad Circumstance (They Hate Me)
POSTAL God (POSTAL difficulty)
Holy s***! We didn't think even think this was possible! (Impossible difficulty)

These can all be viewed in the Postal2Game.int file in the POSTAL2Complete/System folder, under the GameState section. I'm not sure if all of these are used, nor the conditions for displaying them. There's likely a similar file for Paradise Lost.

Last edited by Nitrax the Fox; May 12, 2018 @ 3:52am

Running With Scissors [S] [developer] May 12, 2018 @ 4:43am

Ranks that appear in Paradise Lost (Some are duplicates from P2 such as the POSTAL ranks):

Killed0Ranking = "Thank you for playing, GANDHI." (Civ reference)
Killed1Ranking = "Joe Fission" (Simpsons reference)
Killed2Ranking = "Underachieving Thug"
Killed3Ranking = "Wanna-be Gangsta"
Killed4Ranking = "Tunnel Snake" (Fallout 3 reference)
Killed5Ranking = "Trinity Man" (Reference to the Trinity test)
Killed6Ranking = "Mad as Max" (Reference to Mad Max)
Killed7Ranking = "Serial Killer on Steroids"
Killed8Ranking = "Mister Burke's Hire" (Fallout 3 reference)
Killed9Ranking = "Oppenheimer Groupie"
Killed10Ranking = "Fat Man would be proud."
Killed11Ranking = "Congratulations, Little Boy!"
CopKillerRanking = "Billy the Kid"
AnimalKillerRanking = "PETA-Hating Animal Murderer"
RifleKillerRanking = "Teen Sniper"
FireKillerRanking = "Arsonist" (I feel like this could use a reference to the Ink Spots)
PeeRanking = "Wasteland Water Salesman"
CatSexRanking = "Cat Rapist"
HestonRanking = "Card-Carrying NRA Member"
InsaneoRanking = "Chaos-Braving POSTAL Freak"
HateMeRanking = "Survivor of Bad Circumstance"
ExpertRanking = "POSTAL God"
ImpossibleRanking = "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! We didn't even think this was possible!"
SpeedRanking = "(Speed Runner)"
SuperSpeedRanking = "(Super Speed Runner)"
UltraSpeedRanking = "(Ultimate Speed Runner)"
MegaSpeedRanking = "(Have you considered running this game for SDA?)"
SingleSegmentSpeedRanking = "(Single-segment)"
GhoulRanking = "Limb-Hacking POSTAL Ghoul"
ShotgunRanking = "Head-Asploding Shotgun Ninja"
BaseballRanking = "THIS RANKING SHOULD NOT APPEAR"
ZombieRanking = "Wasteland Purifier"
ChainsawRanking = "Meat-Grinding Badass Psycho" (Kind of a reference to Borderlands...)
ApocalypseConquerorRanking = "Apocalypse Conqueror"
NutShotRanking = "Women's Self-Defense Expert" (A vague reference to King of the Hill)
CapitalistRanking = "Junktown Jerky Vendor" (Fallout reference)
ButcherRanking = "Butcher Butcherer"
GameDevRanking = "Social Justice Warrior"
RedheadRanking = "Destroyer of Daywalkers" (Reference to South Park)
RobotRanking = "Crusher of the Robolution" (A reference to this Borderlands DLC)
BanditRanking = "Paladin of Steel" (Reference to Fallout's Brotherhood of Steel)
SurvivalistRanking = "Survivalist Slaughterer"
RevolverRanking = "Ranger #21" (A reference to this song which plays in Fallout New Vegas)

Last edited by Running With Scissors [S]; May 12, 2018 @ 4:43am

CrusaderTheFirst has POSTAL 2

May 12, 2018 @ 11:07am

Originally posted by AlexNitro44:
I've managed to dig up a bunch of the summaries for POSTAL 2:

Number of kills related (low to high):
Thank you for playing, JESUS.
Gun-shy Murderer
Underachieving Thug
Wanna-be Gangsta
Soccer Mom
Office Drone Pushed Over the Edge
Prozac-Powered Gun Nut
Serial Killer on Steroids
Society-Shunning Grade-A Psycho
Ex-Military Killing Machine
Hitler would be proud.
Congratulations, SATAN.

Types of people / animals killed:
Cop Killer
PETA-Hating Animal Murderer
Cat R****t (related to putting cats on weapons)
Zombie-Slaying Holy Warrior

Weapon-related messages:
Arsonist (use of fire-related weapons?)
Water Sports Enthusiast (use of the pee function)
Limb-Hacking POSTAL Ghoul (limb decapitation)
Head-Asploding Shotgun Ninja
Head-Batting Major Leaguer (use of baseball bat)
Leatherface would be proud. (use of chainsaw)

Speed-related messages (slowest to fastest):
(Speed Runner)
(Super Speed Runner)
(Ultimate Speed Runner)
(Have you considered running this game for SDA?)
(Single-segment) - for completing the game without reloading saves

Difficulty setting specific:
Card-Carrying NRA Member (Hestonworld difficulty)
Chaos-Braving POSTAL Freak (Insane-o difficulty)
Survivor of Bad Circumstance (They Hate Me)
POSTAL God (POSTAL difficulty)
Holy s***! We didn't think even think this was possible! (Impossible difficulty)

These can all be viewed in the Postal2Game.int file in the POSTAL2Complete/System folder, under the GameState section. I'm not sure if all of these are used, nor the conditions for displaying them. There's likely a similar file for Paradise Lost.

Originally posted by RWS S:
Ranks that appear in Paradise Lost (Some are duplicates from P2 such as the POSTAL ranks):

Killed0Ranking = "Thank you for playing, GANDHI." (Civ reference)
Killed1Ranking = "Joe Fission" (Simpsons reference)
Killed2Ranking = "Underachieving Thug"
Killed3Ranking = "Wanna-be Gangsta"
Killed4Ranking = "Tunnel Snake" (Fallout 3 reference)
Killed5Ranking = "Trinity Man" (Reference to the Trinity test)
Killed6Ranking = "Mad as Max" (Reference to Mad Max)
Killed7Ranking = "Serial Killer on Steroids"
Killed8Ranking = "Mister Burke's Hire" (Fallout 3 reference)
Killed9Ranking = "Oppenheimer Groupie"
Killed10Ranking = "Fat Man would be proud."
Killed11Ranking = "Congratulations, Little Boy!"
CopKillerRanking = "Billy the Kid"
AnimalKillerRanking = "PETA-Hating Animal Murderer"
RifleKillerRanking = "Teen Sniper"
FireKillerRanking = "Arsonist" (I feel like this could use a reference to the Ink Spots)
PeeRanking = "Wasteland Water Salesman"
CatSexRanking = "Cat Rapist"
HestonRanking = "Card-Carrying NRA Member"
InsaneoRanking = "Chaos-Braving POSTAL Freak"
HateMeRanking = "Survivor of Bad Circumstance"
ExpertRanking = "POSTAL God"
ImpossibleRanking = "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! We didn't even think this was possible!"
SpeedRanking = "(Speed Runner)"
SuperSpeedRanking = "(Super Speed Runner)"
UltraSpeedRanking = "(Ultimate Speed Runner)"
MegaSpeedRanking = "(Have you considered running this game for SDA?)"
SingleSegmentSpeedRanking = "(Single-segment)"
GhoulRanking = "Limb-Hacking POSTAL Ghoul"
ShotgunRanking = "Head-Asploding Shotgun Ninja"
BaseballRanking = "THIS RANKING SHOULD NOT APPEAR"
ZombieRanking = "Wasteland Purifier"
ChainsawRanking = "Meat-Grinding Badass Psycho" (Kind of a reference to Borderlands...)
ApocalypseConquerorRanking = "Apocalypse Conqueror"
NutShotRanking = "Women's Self-Defense Expert" (A vague reference to King of the Hill)
CapitalistRanking = "Junktown Jerky Vendor" (Fallout reference)
ButcherRanking = "Butcher Butcherer"
GameDevRanking = "Social Justice Warrior"
RedheadRanking = "Destroyer of Daywalkers" (Reference to South Park)
RobotRanking = "Crusher of the Robolution" (A reference to this Borderlands DLC)
BanditRanking = "Paladin of Steel" (Reference to Fallout's Brotherhood of Steel)
SurvivalistRanking = "Survivalist Slaughterer"
RevolverRanking = "Ranger #21" (A reference to this song which plays in Fallout New Vegas)

Thanks for telling me you guys. Now I know what they all are, I was even unaware of some like the animal related ones.

Side note: RWS fan of fallout confirmed! Can't blame RWS though, it's friggin fun!