[Paradise Lost spoilers] Which ending is canon?

[woskis9161]

Paradise Lost has two endings, one in which Dude rules over Paradise after killing all the faction leaders, and one in which he escapes Paradise before it's nuked again.

I know that the storyline of the game really doesn't matter, but I'm still very curious over which of the endings are considered canonical for the game.

[B Dawg]

The one where he gets killed by Zack Ward and he takes the persona as the real Postal Dude! What happens after is unknown.
Of course not. But I'd prefer the Dude ruling over Paradise after ''thanking'' all the faction leaders for their help.

[Lat]

Canon? Do we have a canon?

[Running With Scissors [S]]

It's a myyysteryyyyy dun dun dun

[B Dawg]

Originally posted by Rich:

Canon? Do we have a canon?

I don't know. But, do you have a cannon?

[Running With Scissors [S]]

Originally posted by B Dawg Ⓢ:

Originally posted by Rich:

Canon? Do we have a canon?

I don't know. But, do you have a cannon?

Who doesn't?

[Talon]

Originally posted by RWS S:

Originally posted by B Dawg Ⓢ:

I don't know. But, do you have a cannon?

Who doesn't?

A good answer that leads into a question: Why doesn't this game have a cannon? Or would that be your rocket launcher?

[B Dawg]

The grenade launcher is pretty much a mini cannon. Inhale catnip for even better cannoning experience.

[Swagger Dagger]

Originally posted by Silver Mountain:

Paradise Lost has two endings, one in which Dude rules over Paradise after killing all the faction leaders, and one in which he escapes Paradise before it's nuked again.

I know that the storyline of the game really doesn't matter, but I'm still very curious over which of the endings are considered canonical for the game.

Incoming Necro: The Postal dude says OR "thank" all the faction leaders if they're on the way. But even without that, since in Postal 4 we see him out of Paradise and on the open road, we now know that leaving Paradise is the canon ending.

[Wounded Kitten]

Originally posted by swagerdager10:

we now know that leaving Paradise is the canon ending.

My theory is that The Postal Dude leaves Paradise in both endings. Consider that The Dude becoming "The Postal God" is told to you by Alt!Dude, a guy who hasn't exactly proven himself to be trustworthy. This is also why he does a evil laugh at the end; he's laughing at the fact that you probably believe his complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story.

[Swagger Dagger]

Originally posted by Computer_Player:

Originally posted by swagerdager10:

we now know that leaving Paradise is the canon ending.

My theory is that The Postal Dude leaves Paradise in both endings. Consider that The Dude becoming "The Postal God" is told to you by Alt!Dude, a guy who hasn't exactly proven himself to be trustworthy. This is also why he does a evil laugh at the end; he's laughing at the fact that you probably believe his complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story.

Alright, so considering in the takeover ending you kill all the faction leaders, he is simply reciting what happened. Because you see it yourself as the Postal 2 dude if you kill everyone. So it could mean you did kill all the faction leaders but Paradise ended up being a lost cause. Also, two more things. 1. He laughs because he says the Regret Nothing line. 2.You see on the book, it's a modified version of the Postal 3 cover, so it could be fake.

[Ryblade]

You do realize that The Dude is a psycho with a head injury that causes him to hallucinate cow-headed Gary Colemans attacking him in rooms with walls made of meat, right? Who says either ending ever happened, or the entire story of Paradise Lost for that matter?

The real ending, which you never see, is probably just The Dude in a coma, in the hospital, whizzing into a catheter with a big grin on his face as he's imagining himself going through the best adventure of his life since the pigeon mission.

[Swagger Dagger]

BEHOLD THE NECROMANCER OF STEAM !
PROVIDING INFORMATION YOU COULD'VE EASILY GOTTEN OTHERWISE, OR ALREADY FOUND !
Leaving paradise is canon if Postal 4 is canon.

[nipletgaming]

Originally posted by Silver Mountain:

Paradise Lost has two endings, one in which Dude rules over Paradise after killing all the faction leaders, and one in which he escapes Paradise before it's nuked again.

I know that the storyline of the game really doesn't matter, but I'm still very curious over which of the endings are considered canonical for the game.

Honestly i couldnt finish the dlc without the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game crashing between the trainstation and food

[chesse]

in the end at least the ♥♥♥♥♥ dies so who cares