KSP Dictionary for noobs

[Maverick]

This sort of started last night but reckon it's worth some space of it's own. Please feel free to add your own so we can compile the best dictionary for KSP eva!!

KSP Dictionary

DeltaV = Total go - total weight + good luck + pray hard.
TWR = bugger... A bit heavy this one.
ISP = Your internet service provider stoopid!
Mun = Something a Jamaican would say, often prefixed with "Hey"
Minmus = A moon of Kerbin
Minimus = A very small rodent (often confused with Minmus)
Eve = Just before night time
Duna = An American blanket
Jool = 2 dudes fighting
Laythe = A gadget to make rocket parts
Kerbin = Something that knocks out the wheel alignment on the car
Moho = A "lady" cutting the lawn.
Eeloo = A swedish greeting

Go on. I know you're got one......

[Un]

Kerbal Space Program=An awesome game

[Naiba]

Prograde = The way you were supposed to be pointed before!
Retrograde = The way you were supposed to be pointed later!
Apoapsis (Ap) = The place you can, officially, start falling to your doom.

[Fly]

ISP: With how much oumph the rocket can explode.
TWR: How fast the rocket can explode.
dV: How much faster the rocket can explode.
Impact Tolerance: How big a crater something leaves after crashing.
dry mass: Weight of a kerbonauts space suit before take off
total mass: What a kerbonaut makes in his space suit during take off
LiquidFuel: Booze
Oxidizer: What you put your ... medication into for your ... inhalation therapy.
IntakeAir: What kerbals do again after rocket didn't explode during launch
Flameout Threshold: The amount of failed launches after which people start writing nasty things on boards
MonoPropellant: Small, ancient plane with a single engine
Drag: Guy in a dress
Lift Rating: Putting rodents in the elevator
Decoupler Force: A husband coming back early from his business trip
MechJeb: "Who thought it's a bright idea to give him that robot?"
Damned Robotics: Reaction to MechJeb
Apogee: As high as you'll ever get without ... help.
Perigee: Determines whether you win the limbo dancing contest.

[daniu -TLG-]

PANEL (Solar) = Place And Never Extract after Launch.

[Andos]

haha this should help me :D