Destroy A Space Mission

[wmsmason]

This post is, as the name suggests, a 2 user mission that gets ruined by the 2nd user. Here's how it works: User 1 has a mission, it doesn't matter if he's doing it or not. User 2 ruins that mission.

Example:

User 1: I send a colony to Laythe.

User 2: You forgot the struts.

Here I start of.

I launch a Jool colonization ship, loaded with a Laythe Colony, of to the Jool System.

[cat_transcendentem]

Escrito originalmente por ironcal67:

The ancient forces are immediately replaced by younger, slightly less powerful forces. The balance is restored.

I play the Bongcloud against some random on chess.com.

They pee on the board.

Without ancient forces to guide it, the deep space generation ship launched in #2481 gets lost on its way to Proxima Kentauri B.

[✪KSPBugger✪]

Escrito originalmente por cat_transcendentem:

Escrito originalmente por ironcal67:

The ancient forces are immediately replaced by younger, slightly less powerful forces. The balance is restored.

I play the Bongcloud against some random on chess.com.

They pee on the board.

Without ancient forces to guide it, the deep space generation ship launched in #2481 gets lost on its way to Proxima Kentauri B.

Because Proxima Kentauri B never existed.

I clean the board, and make a bathroom for the Bongcloud.

[ironcal67]

The board was on the screen of the rando's laptop, which fried the screen. Now that you have cleaned it with water, it is even wetter.

I play the Caro-Kahn against another, non-urinating-upon-playing-chess rando.

[SeaEaglez]

Escrito originalmente por ironcal67:

The board was on the screen of the rando's laptop, which fried the screen. Now that you have cleaned it with water, it is even wetter.

I play the Caro-Kahn against another, non-urinating-upon-playing-chess rando.

You get a foolsmate.

[ironcal67]

You forget to make a mission of your own, so, really, you are the fool here.

I make a fool of you and humiliate you in front of the whole "Destroy a Mission" community. "You arrogant ruffian who dares defile this age-old temple of grandeur and art, the only reprieve for many a mile amidst a vast sea of buffoonery, begone!"

[✪KSPBugger✪]

Escrito originalmente por ironcal67:

You forget to make a mission of your own, so, really, you are the fool here.

I make a fool of you and humiliate you in front of the whole "Destroy a Mission" community. "You arrogant ruffian who dares defile this age-old temple of grandeur and art, the only reprieve for many a mile amidst a vast sea of buffoonery, begone!"

A kerbal read this and couldnt understand the medieval words.

The kerbal looks up the word in a dictionary.

[AMS]

Escrito originalmente por ✪KSPBugger✪:

Escrito originalmente por ironcal67:

You forget to make a mission of your own, so, really, you are the fool here.

I make a fool of you and humiliate you in front of the whole "Destroy a Mission" community. "You arrogant ruffian who dares defile this age-old temple of grandeur and art, the only reprieve for many a mile amidst a vast sea of buffoonery, begone!"

A kerbal read this and couldnt understand the medieval words.

The kerbal looks up the word in a dictionary.

The Kerbal looks it up on Urban Dictionary and is horrified by the results!

The Dres Urban Dictionary Mug Factory makes a new mug for the word "Buffoonery"

[phoneticdecay]

Escrito originalmente por AMS:

Escrito originalmente por ✪KSPBugger✪:

A kerbal read this and couldnt understand the medieval words.

The kerbal looks up the word in a dictionary.

The Kerbal looks it up on Urban Dictionary and is horrified by the results! <--- To Fail


The Dres Urban Dictionary Mug Factory makes a new mug for the word
"Buffoonery" <--- New Mission

The Kerbal's attempt to read the dictionary (but overlooked that part of the curriculum. They give up and decide to go with pictures instead.)

The Dres Urban Mug Factory (will begin) to make a new product line featuring the word "Buffoonery"

[cat_transcendentem]

Escrito originalmente por phoneticdecay:

Escrito originalmente por AMS:

The Kerbal looks it up on Urban Dictionary and is horrified by the results! <--- To Fail


The Dres Urban Dictionary Mug Factory makes a new mug for the word
"Buffoonery" <--- New Mission

The Kerbal's attempt to read the dictionary (but overlooked that part of the curriculum. They give up and decide to go with pictures instead.)

The Dres Urban Mug Factory (will begin) to make a new product line featuring the word "Buffoonery"

the factory starts making circles.

Jebediah's long lost brother Jacob has been found guilty of terrorism and is being sent to the Eeloo Penal Science Colony.

[✪KSPBugger✪]

Escrito originalmente por cat_transcendentem:

Escrito originalmente por phoneticdecay:

The Kerbal's attempt to read the dictionary (but overlooked that part of the curriculum. They give up and decide to go with pictures instead.)

The Dres Urban Mug Factory (will begin) to make a new product line featuring the word "Buffoonery"

the factory starts making circles.

Jebediah's long lost brother Jacob has been found guilty of terrorism and is being sent to the Eeloo Penal Science Colony.

He sneaks his way into a space shuttle with him being the 7th astronaut (the other was sick), kills the commander and smashes into the astronaut recruit center.

All the kerbals mourn the loss of the victims.
Except Jacob.

[ironcal67]

The commander of the space shuttle, being a kerbal, also mourns his loss, but quickly realizes that because he is able to mourn his loss, he is actually alive! Jacob seems to have blended in with the other crewmates though...

Kerbal Among Us starts. Six crewmates. One impostor.

[El Rushbo]

The adventure takes a different turn, the impostor changes from dastardly villain to bumbling comic relief.

I build a small space station in orbit of Minmus.

[cat_transcendentem]

Escrito originalmente por El Rushbo:

The adventure takes a different turn, the impostor changes from dastardly villain to bumbling comic relief.

I build a small space station in orbit of Minmus.

Jacob's ascension to godhood has disrupted communication systems; unable to request more supplies, they starve to death in merely 2 kerbol-weeks.

Jacob attempts to open the rift and summon the Synapse Star.

[ironcal67]

The rift opens, only to close a fraction of a second later, before beginning to repeat this process many times a second. Jacob, in his infinite wisdom, opens a disco club.

Jacob gets sturdy.

[tap_khap]

Escrito originalmente por ironcal67:

The rift opens, only to close a fraction of a second later, before beginning to repeat this process many times a second. Jacob, in his infinite wisdom, opens a disco club.

Jacob gets sturdy.

jacob falls and breaks his neck, dying instantly
I send a probe to sarnus