Destroy A Space Mission

[wmsmason]

This post is, as the name suggests, a 2 user mission that gets ruined by the 2nd user. Here's how it works: User 1 has a mission, it doesn't matter if he's doing it or not. User 2 ruins that mission.

Example:

User 1: I send a colony to Laythe.

User 2: You forgot the struts.

Here I start of.

I launch a Jool colonization ship, loaded with a Laythe Colony, of to the Jool System.

[CJ]

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Sarnus-ism

Astronomers try to confirm the moons are now orbiting Sarnus.

but all the Kerbals get confused if its Sarnus or Samus

this causes a mass split of kerbin into two factions

Due to the split in weight on kerbin, the planet literally splits in half.

[Stamp20]

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but all the Kerbals get confused if its Sarnus or Samus

this causes a mass split of kerbin into two factions

Due to the split in weight on kerbin, the planet literally splits in half.

The two halves round out and form planets.

Kerbin is now a binary system.

[A Terrible Modder]

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Due to the split in weight on kerbin, the planet literally splits in half.

The two halves round out and form planets.

Kerbin is now a binary system.

500 million years in the future, kerbals awaken from deep cryosleep to the two planets

they decide to name the planets...

[CJ]

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The two halves round out and form planets.

Kerbin is now a binary system.

500 million years in the future, kerbals awaken from deep cryosleep to the two planets

they decide to name the planets...

Riots start over the naming process.

Jeb eats a dorito.

[konstantynopolitaneczka]

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500 million years in the future, kerbals awaken from deep cryosleep to the two planets

they decide to name the planets...

Riots start over the naming process.

Jeb eats a dorito.

Jeb got diarrhea in space

Jeb's body proceeds to decompose

[Stamp20]

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Riots start over the naming process.

Jeb eats a dorito.

Jeb got diarrhea in space

Jeb's body proceeds to decompose

Jeb respawns.

He settles the debate over the planet names by naming both of them Jeb.

[autumn]

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Any news on KSP 2?

Stop you are in the wrong thread buddy

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but than someone installed that one furry mod (avali was it ?)

Jeb obtains the flamethrower and goes out to genocide every one of those furry scum

He succeeds.

Some people randomly become furries and start a protest outside the KSC.

Jen calls the RSPCA because he thinks they’re actually animals

Jen wonders who the heck Jen is and where did she come from

[TheGraveDigger]

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Any news on KSP 2?

Stop you are in the wrong thread buddy

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He succeeds.

Some people randomly become furries and start a protest outside the KSC.

Jen calls the RSPCA because he thinks they’re actually animals

Jen wonders who the heck Jen is and where did she come from

Jen was actually an alien with amnesia

The kerbals remembered to fill the snacks

[ToxicSquidDonkey]

But they were all expired

The kerbals are midway through there flight to the mun when they realize they're snacks are expired

[Stamp20]

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But they were all expired

The kerbals are midway through there flight to the mun when they realize they're snacks are expired

They turn around and make an emergency landing on Jeb.

Mass confusion breaks out over which Jeb it is, whether it's the kerbal Jeb, the first half of Kerbin Jeb, or the second half Jeb.

[A Terrible Modder]

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But they were all expired

The kerbals are midway through there flight to the mun when they realize they're snacks are expired

They turn around and make an emergency landing on Jeb.

Mass confusion breaks out over which Jeb it is, whether it's the kerbal Jeb, the first half of Kerbin Jeb, or the second half Jeb.

thats no Jeb !

a giant version of Jebs head comes out of knowhere and obliterates the two planets

[ToxicSquidDonkey]

In doing so Jebs head destroyes its self in stead.

All celebrate jeb for saving the planet some how

[CJ]

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In doing so Jebs head destroyes its self in stead.

All celebrate jeb for saving the planet some how

Jeb reaches cult status and is eventually sacrificed to allah

[A Terrible Modder]

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In doing so Jebs head destroyes its self in stead.

All celebrate jeb for saving the planet some how

Jeb reaches cult status and is eventually sacrificed to allah

this allah figure freezes all the kerbals in place for a billion years while the 2 new rings around kerbol form a new habitable planet with both the mun and minmus being captured as moons

the allah figure places the kerbals on this new planet a billion years in the future and calls it kerbin

[Stamp20]

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Jeb reaches cult status and is eventually sacrificed to allah

this allah figure freezes all the kerbals in place for a billion years while the 2 new rings around kerbol form a new habitable planet with both the mun and minmus being captured as moons

the allah figure places the kerbals on this new planet a billion years in the future and calls it kerbin

They discover that Kerbin is orbiting around a blue Jool.

A space program is started to figure out what's in this new system.