"Hello, it's 'Linda'"

[Dan Cooper]

"...I need a babysitter right away. Got a few kids that need to be disciplined here. I'm at East 7th Street. Make sure you have a long talk with them, I really need someone to get through to these rascals. And like last time... please be discrete!"

[Miscellaneous Dude]

Knowing that "Linda" was actually 2 xenophobic men who are the developers' self-insert was my first big disappointment with a video game