PAYDAY 2

PAYDAY 2

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Dootslayer Nov 2, 2014 @ 1:55pm
The golden phone calls of GO bank.
Hey, we were stealthing GO bank today, and one of the phone calls went on like that:
Bain talking
Customer: I will make your head explode! Using sound! And after a weird noise he says OH NO and there is a splashing sound. I almost split my drink while hearing that, it was totally new and unexpected. Which one of the phone calls is your favorite? :D
Last edited by Dootslayer; Nov 2, 2014 @ 2:43pm
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grishenko [NOR] Nov 2, 2014 @ 1:57pm 
Dont remember exact wording, but: "I have read about banks being robbed, is your bank safe?" - oh the irony :-)
CoryStar Nov 2, 2014 @ 2:16pm 
I watched a movie, where the bank gets robbed, and I would like to move my money into a bank that doesn't get robbed.
SgtAvalanche Nov 2, 2014 @ 2:22pm 
"How do I internet"
Toyfan1 Nov 2, 2014 @ 2:25pm 
"this is jen from gensec, is barney there?"
"Tell him his ass is on the line..."

FK GUES GENSECS COMIN WER DUMMED
You almost split your drink? How did you do that?
MightyCrush Nov 2, 2014 @ 3:57pm 
Originally posted by Mega Charizard Azarith:
You almost split your drink? How did you do that?
You split the atoms that are in it
Obiwun Nov 2, 2014 @ 4:01pm 
One time blackmailer called me and we had to give him 1 bag of money so he won't call the cops.
Yukii Nov 2, 2014 @ 4:11pm 
I don't remember the exact call, but some guy called in talking his weasel/chinchilla/ferret.
vectorViridian (Banned) Nov 2, 2014 @ 4:19pm 
I love the one with the woman who sounds retarded and shes like "How much money do I got dere?" *click*
Dootslayer Nov 2, 2014 @ 4:56pm 
Originally posted by RoboReaper:
Originally posted by Mega Charizard Azarith:
You almost split your drink? How did you do that?
You split the atoms that are in it

Spit :D
Sorry i made this thread while i was ingame :D
JK-47 Nov 2, 2014 @ 5:13pm 
Originally posted by Toyfan1: The Keyboard Warrior:
"this is jen from gensec, is barney there?"
"Tell him his ass is on the line..."

FK GUES GENSECS COMIN WER DUMMED

Hillary.*
Toyfan1 Nov 2, 2014 @ 5:24pm 
Originally posted by Such Novice:
Originally posted by Toyfan1: The Keyboard Warrior:
"this is jen from gensec, is barney there?"
"Tell him his ass is on the line..."

FK GUES GENSECS COMIN WER DUMMED

Hillary.*

Jen, and hillary.
I seem to get jen.
Optimore Nov 2, 2014 @ 7:09pm 
Originally posted by Obiwun:
One time blackmailer called me and we had to give him 1 bag of money so he won't call the cops.
Funny thing is is that when that happens the money you give him still counts towards your total because you go back later and murderize him for it (off-screen, of course).
There's a really funny one where this guy calls and says something along the lines of "hey look a bank, and look again. the payday gang. the payday gang is robbing the bank" it was just something weird like that, I didn't even personally hear it because I was busy taking care of the gensec goons and my friend told me about it
MR SQUIRREL Oct 14, 2015 @ 2:05am 
I accidentally left toast in my deposit box. xD
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Date Posted: Nov 2, 2014 @ 1:55pm
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