The recipe for meth in payday actually makes salt water...

[Altruistic Muffin]

Just why overkill...
http://www.reddit.com/r/paydaytheheist/comments/21fehj/the_chemistry_of_rats/

Edit: also when you add the wrong ingredient why does the house FRICKING explode?

[Old Man Stockton Senor]

Автор сообщения: DeadWanderer

Guys-guys! What about we do "Cook off: Coke" heist with real coke recipe adapted to game's mechanics?

Briefing by Bain: Recently I found abandoned place out of city which was called like "Coke workshop". Little research gave me conclusion, that this was indeed workshop, that produced coke in huge amounts, but required coal to operate. People say there is patrolling guards, so watch out. I need you to get in there, find recipe, find ingredients and cook the coke.

The place: any warehouse-type building place like in "Election day" or "Shadow Raid".

The scenario: get inside facility, find recipe,activate equipment - get Bain in control post (can be stealthed only to this point - unscheduled start trip off alarm), cook, secure loot, get out.

The equipment:
* mixer: have 3 shutes, that work like in meth lab - interact to add, if wrong - blow up. You have drop bags - coal A, coal B, coal C (color coded), weight between "money" and "person". If done right there will appear pile after 10 seconds. Depending on difficulty and RNG there is 2-5 bags of coal, but bags in = pile's "charges".
* oven: bag the ready mix (pile interacted like any deployable, but you will aquire "loot" bag on back) and drop it in oven (shute on top of it) like you drop money into van. Wait till cooked (1 - 3 min). Oven may malfunction - not enouhg heat, so you have to interact with hot air supply equipment.
* extinguish: hot coke automatically unloaded from furnace's side (variable side) and whole yard engulf in fire (see HM penthouse sequence). Use sprinkles to get rid of fires. Bag coke and move to van.
* rince and repeat or escape via van.
* "endless" version - coal delivered by van.

Some real stuff:
- coal, used in coke cooking, indeed can self-ignite due to chemical reactions in it if stored improperly;
- coke properties depends on used coal types;
- there is not really needed to "fuel" furnace, it mosly use own chem reactions and cook in ovens for days.
- hot coke unloaded to carts and moved under special shower where it extinguished.

P.S. Bain's line at succses may include:
-"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this street slang!"
-"I was sure we was after the "white", but we got "black" instead."
-"At least don't have to pay for safe house heating and hot water."
-"We made fuel instead of drug, so may be... we do some BBQ?"

I don't think it's worth it.Coke is worth like only 410k per bag.
At least meth has a 2.3 million worth which keeps players on Cook off going.

[DeadWanderer]

Автор сообщения: bic boi got bic oil

I don't think it's worth it.Coke is worth like only 410k per bag.
At least meth has a 2.3 million worth which keeps players on Cook off going.

You didn't read the whole post, rigth?
Besides this coke waaaaaaaaaay cheaper than 410k/bag.

[Old Man Stockton Senor]

Автор сообщения: DeadWanderer

Автор сообщения: bic boi got bic oil

I don't think it's worth it.Coke is worth like only 410k per bag.
At least meth has a 2.3 million worth which keeps players on Cook off going.

You didn't read the whole post, rigth?

I read it through.
2-5 bags are worth 810k-2.5 mil and it's also purely RNG.It is also ages complicated.
A simple Cook Off DW run can produce up to 9.2 mil and be quick.

EDIT:Way cheaper?That actually ruins it;There is literally no point in cooking little,so it just turns into an unneccesary grindfest.

[DeadWanderer]

Ok, you still didn't get the point. Post was about pulling "real recipes with real ingredients" into game started in comments and some name puns.

Автор сообщения: bic boi got bic oil

Автор сообщения: DeadWanderer

You didn't read the whole post, rigth?

I read it through.
2-5 bags are worth 810k-2.5 mil and it's also purely RNG.It is also ages complicated.
A simple Cook Off DW run can produce up to 9.2 mil and be quick.

Simply, it wasn't about loot costs. Also now in beta being tested "old new" XP system (like was in Payday: the heist). So a bit complications and doing jobs can be rewarding.

[Malidictus]

I think the joke is he's talking about Coca Cola.

[Altruistic Muffin]

Автор сообщения: Malidictus

I think the joke is he's talking about Coca Cola.

there used to be cocaine in that

[chunky fecal smoothie]

Автор сообщения: Darthpizzaroll

Are you a bit............. "salty" over this?