Every single 4th wall quote from the cloaker is for us, the community.

[Admiral Obvious]

I assume we allready know this, but just gonna abide by my name and mention it again. That's pretty much OK's attitude towards the consumer.

Yes I will now "go to the forums and cry like the little ♥♥♥♥♥ I am".

Can't wait to hear what the new line about this "event" will be.

[DiccBeater47]

Overkill was preparing us for this incident all along...

[Purzel2205]

'I got your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right here!'

[CardboardSword]

Originally posted by Purzel2205:

'I got your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right here!'

LOL, I think they'll just keep it to

"I've got your safehouse right here!" spoiler: They really don't

[Empress Misery]

"Opening this can of whoopass doesn't cost $2.49"
"These bruises are my microtransactions"
"Here's your 40000 negative reviews"
"I wont ever down you ever, shame on you for thinking otherwise"
"Here's your interview answers"
"Bruises make that skin look legendary"
"You thought you could dodge? You're no Almir!!"
"195 damage pistol not powerful enough?"

etc.

[Good Mythical Anal]

Originally posted by Empress Misery:

"Opening this can of whoopass doesn't cost $2.49"
"These bruises are my microtransactions"
"Here's your 40000 negative reviews"
"I wont ever down you ever, shame on you for thinking otherwise"
"Here's your interview answers"
"Bruises make that skin look legendary"
"You thought you could dodge? You're no Almir!!"
"195 damage pistol not powerful enough?"

etc.

xD good stuff

[Ћ Abomination Jones]

"Metacritic? Meet this critic!"
"Heisters have mixed reviews about my product!"

[Good Mythical Anal]

Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:

"Metacritic? Meet this critic!"
"Heisters have mixed reviews about my product!"

"It'd be good if you asked a better question next time!"
"Listen here, I've got this new halfassed weapon skin I've been working on!"
"What's that you piece of ♥♥♥♥? My choice."
"The Blackmarket update: A salty surprise mechanic™"

[CardboardSword]

Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:

"Heisters have mixed reviews about my product!"

Insider info on that interview tm?

[Ћ Abomination Jones]

Originally posted by CardboardSword:

Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:

"Heisters have mixed reviews about my product!"

Insider info on that interview tm?

No, just a hypothetical.

[CardboardSword]

Originally posted by Ћ Abomination Jones:

Originally posted by CardboardSword:

Insider info on that interview tm?

No, just a hypothetical.

Aww shucks, I'm sick of the limbo game. I just wanna see how low we can go already...

[Wayz]

I just want the clockers mp5k with the foregrip that he barely uses in favour of a blind charge to kick us like some kind of berserk idiot while having spandex armour that will out perform tans.
I really liked clockers in pd:th, they kicked if you got too close but used the gun when not. Now they are just a troll unit from overkill to us. Oh yeah ...the clipping issue, how can I forgot about that;P

[Great Grey Woof]

"There goes your mint condition skin!"

[Wales Grey]

Originally posted by wayward:

I just want the clockers mp5k with the foregrip that he barely uses in favour of a blind charge to kick us like some kind of berserk idiot while having spandex armour that will out perform tans.
I really liked clockers in pd:th they kicked if you got too close but used the gun when not. Now they are just a troll unit from overkill to us. Oh yeah ...the clipping issue, how can I forgot about that;P

ah yes, realism is so very important in payday 2

[Wayz]

Originally posted by BEHOLD: IT'S AN ANIME:

Originally posted by wayward:

I just want the clockers mp5k with the foregrip that he barely uses in favour of a blind charge to kick us like some kind of berserk idiot while having spandex armour that will out perform tans.
I really liked clockers in pd:th they kicked if you got too close but used the gun when not. Now they are just a troll unit from overkill to us. Oh yeah ...the clipping issue, how can I forgot about that;P

ah yes, realism is so very important in payday 2

LOL realism again, I am aware we are not playing arma...is ok;P
But I DO want foregrips lol one of the few cosmetic things I actualy do want and I think most would agree clockers are cheap enough without the magical ability to run through walls,floors and stairs. So what you call realism I just call terrible coding and in the two or so years that I have played this game they appear to have made no real effort to fix this. They either lack the ability to do so or not enough incentive to fix as no profit involved and not enough people care.
Niether IMO are acceptable in a product that people have paid for and continue to pay for via dlc and mt's.

[Prodigy]

"I got your skin kick right here"