bad payday puns

[Lesbian ferret]

i guess you could say, this is a little overkill.

[Mother_Flowers]

Originally posted by FWSnake ☜☆☞:

Originally posted by ➤ Mother_Flowers:

What do Cloakers drink whilst off-duty? Cloaker Cola...

They're never off duty. They drink that stuff while beating up robbers

Ah, that would make sense why they're never actually above us but a few feet away from us when they're beating us. He wants to make sure we don't jog him...

[Hank]

Originally posted by ➤ Mother_Flowers:

Originally posted by FWSnake ☜☆☞:

They're never off duty. They drink that stuff while beating up robbers

Ah, that would make sense why they're never actually above us but a few feet away from us when they're beating us. He wants to make sure we don't jog him...

The best part is when they kick you through a wall

[Rex]

Originally posted by Ellie:

omg i made a thing

Every time I saw it say last post 1 hr I make another pun :3
Your welcome :P

Not quite a pun but here is a joke: What do you call it when you run out of ammo when fighting a cloaker?
No Clip

Bad joke I know... its 1am here :3

[Cherry]

A man who guides me along the path, always talking and ordering me is the Bain of my existence.

[Nahtu Ω]

Didn't SAW that one coming, didn't you? It's funny because i saw cops eyes off...heh..HAH!

[Hifu Himejima]

a big shoutout to OP for this thread

[{FU}TheForgeryTTV]

All it takes the right drill when going deep for the good stuff.

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Originally posted by =H$=TheForgery:

All it takes the right drill when going deep for the good stuff.

i would sell the drills and buy a car to take a cute girl wherever she wants to, cuz its cute

[lemon juice]

The place is a Slaughterhouse

[sklt]

Were not SAFE from dozers here

[The Money]

The vault spawn in the bedroom, looks like we got a LUCKY CLOVER.
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[Chapter Eleven]

It is safe to say that the previous crimefest was drilled into our memory to our expense.

[Itismemarkinit]

New DLC Hype, live from Sweden its the Ace of Bass Heist

All that they want .... is another "payday"

/drops mic and walks off stage

[Toastie Buns]

Originally posted by ➤ Mother_Flowers:

What do Cloakers drink whilst off-duty? Cloaker Cola...

What do tasers eat for dinner? Mashed Patasers

[Cpt.Haxray]

Originally posted by Toastie Buns:

Originally posted by ➤ Mother_Flowers:

What do Cloakers drink whilst off-duty? Cloaker Cola...

What do tasers eat for dinner? Mashed Patasers

Who do the cops call when theres a giant horde of cows? The BULL-dozer.