Deadpool(-ish) Impersonator character dialogue

[[ACPL] Jon]

Hello.

This is a DeadPool \ Double-Penetrator character mod push.

The recent idea someone posted of a Deadpool crossover made me think we could do another great soundpack (like the ones made for Bodhi or JW). Except this one would be "original", like Microsoft Jacket - original as in originally created, non-recycled samples. I could try to record it, my voiceovers worked pretty well over the years in the polish projects, I'd like to try myself with english stuff. Yes, I won't sound like the original \ new Deadpool, but that wasn't the plan anyway. Yes, I might still have somewhat recognizable eastern european accent in some places, but IMO that might add to the whole "Impersonator" thing. I guess we would have to try to see how that turns out.

I could try to record some lines to see how it will sound. Any suggestions?

I will probably still have to find some scapegoat to actually put this into the game, but I hope the gods of audio modding will help. I'm thinking about replacing Jiro lines.

There's only one slight problem. I don't really have ideas for the dialogue as of now.

Thus, I'd like to ask you, what lines would You like to hear? It should be wacky, but witty and funny at the same time - probably a bit better than original DP ones. Would be best if it would be also somehow connected to PD2, the whole cops vs robbers theme and classic action & heisting movies. Please add Your suggestions and categorize them.

Go crazy kids!


LIST OF SPEECHES

=== Masking Up ===
- (robotic sounds between words) Masking up in progress. Masking Complete.
- Say your prayers, lock up your daughters, coz' DP's in town!
- Guys, I wasn't finished...!
- Coowabuungaaa.
- (imitating Hoxton) Time to break some... (high-pitched voice) PIGGYBAAANKS!
- (imitating The Mask) (inhaling) ...it's SHOWTIME!
- Why do I even wear this? I'll take off my mask and they'll crap the floor.

=== Calling Teammates ===
- Hey Fattie! (Bonnie)
- Yo Fatass! (Bonnie)
- Ey, Snorlax! (Bonnie)

- Heeeyyy there, kitty, kitty! (Clover)
- Hey, Sweetie. (Clover)
- Ey, Princess. (Clover)

- Woof, Woof! (Wolf)
- (whistling, clapping) Whooo's a good boy?! (Wolf)
- Hey Doggie, Doggie, (Wolf)

- Hey Nathan! Uhhh, I mean... (Dallas)
- Ey, Boss. (Dallas)
- Hey Salad! Sallad, get it? (Dallas)

- Yo Hancock! (Chains)
- Hey Morpheus! (Chains)
- Ey, Matt Damion! (Chains)

- Hey, Derek! (Houston)
- Ey, Derek. (Houston)
- Yo, Derek. (Houston)

- In Soviet Russia, (Sokol)
- (imitating Postal Dude) Why do you hate America? (Sokol)
- Ey Kalashnikov! (Sokol)
- Yo Khrushchev! (Sokol)

- Hey Drag-♥♥♥! (Dragan)
- Yo Dragon, (Dragan)
- Oi, (Dragan)

- Hey, Neo! (Wick)
- Woah. (Wick)
- Ey, Johnny Utah, (Wick)

- Ey, wanna-be, (Bodhi)
- Yo Pothead, (Bodhi)
- Ey, Body Milk! (Bodhi)

- Arigato, Mr Roboto! (Jacket)
- Jack-It, (Jacket)
- Jackass, (Jacket)

=== Intimidating Cops (stage 1, 2, 3) ===
- Don't make me take off my mask. (stage 1)
- I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ you up so bad, Jack Thompson will try to ban this game! (stage 1)
- See, you look kinda hot in that uniform, you know... (stage 1)
- BANG! Ahahaha, you should've seen your face! (stage 1)
- 'sup? (stage 1)

- Now wave'em like you just don't care! (stage 2)
- Sit. Good boy. (stage 2)
- You really don't play a lot of video games, now do you? (stage 2)
- Don't try to run, you'll just die tired. (stage 2)
- Twitch, and I'll shoot! ...or will I? (stage 2)

- Cuff Yourself. Good. Now suck it. (stage 3)
- Ok baby, remember: just the tip. Just the tip. (stage 3)
- (singing) ...liiiike a surrggeeeon...! (stage 3)
- *unzipping* (stage 3)
- Now wait here a moment, I've got stuff to do. Kill. (stage 3)

=== Inspire Speed Boost ===
- Ready, steady, GO! Naananana (imitating song)
- Power Up, ♥♥♥♥♥!
- Fus, Ro, Duuuuh!?
- Play that anim faster, damnit!
- Go Sonic, Go!

=== Inspire Revive ===
- Simon Says: Get up, ♥♥♥♥♥!
- Hey, ER called. They said they won't help you.
- In Nomine Dei Nostri Satanas, GET THE ♥♥♥♥ UP!
- Boy, you suck.
- See? That's why you're better off wearing red.
- Get up. Or something. I don't care.
- Ohhh, so you're just gonna lie there, huh?

=== Special Enemies Callouts ===

- Welcome to Pain 101, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. (universal)

- Oh look, a Pikachu! (taser)
- One word. Buzzkill. (taser)
- SHOCKING news, fellas. (taser)
- This will be over in a Flash. (taser)
- Power Surge. (taser)

- You REALLY want me to go behind you, huh? (shield)
- This guy really doesn't get surfing. (shield)
- Check it out, a SHIELD agent... get it? (shield)
- That's a one big ♥♥♥ plate to get served on, kid. (shield)

- (irritated) Fight like a man! (sniper)
- Well, ♥♥♥♥. (sniper)
- Too fat to hit the streets, huh? (sniper)
- My sniper sense is tingling! (sniper)

- (robotic) REMOVE. FLYING. NINJA. (cloaker)
- I've got my DLC right, ♥♥♥♥ing, heeeere! (cloaker)
- I will splinter your cells! (cloaker)
- The safeword is that there's no safeword. (cloaker)

- What is Hulk doing up here? (bulldozer)
- Tactical Fatass inbound! (bulldozer)
- C'mere, Iron Man! (bulldozer)
- Oh, look! This guy actually thinks he has a chance! (bulldozer)

- Seriously? (van turret)
- Now that's cheap. (van turret)
- Boss fight! (van turret)

- (imitating camera alert) Beeep, beep, bepbepbepbepbeeeeeee (camera)
- (high-pitched voice) I'd like to greet my mommy, daddy, deputy major... (camera)
- Wave to the camera, ♥♥♥♥♥es. (camera)
- Look, we're on Big Brother (camera)

=== Special Enemies Taunts ===

- ZAP, YOU'RE DEAD! (taser)
- Pulled the plug on this one. (taser)
- You've been... THUNDERSTRUCK! (taser)

- Served. (shield)
- Send agent Coulson my regards. (shield)
- Look guys, I got a new surf board (shield)

- Remember kids, tight latex coveralls are reserved for superheroes only. (cloaker)
- (imitating Barney from HIMYM) De-nied. DENIED.
- (imitating cloaker) Now go to the devs and cry like the little piece of code you are! (cloaker)

- Compensating much, huh? (bulldozer)
- Should've eat less McDonalds, silly! (bulldozer)
- Boy, even Spider Man poses a bigger threat (bulldozer)

=== Threatning Civilians ===
- I'm Batman.
- Guys, I'm telling you, doing a Deadpool character is a terrible idea!
- (imitating Bugs Bunny) What's up, Doc?
- Don't make me go all GTA on Your ♥♥♥.
- Please, think of the children!
- Hey, would you sign my petition?

=== Keeping Civilians in Check ===
- Do You know how I got these scars?
- I am the hero this city deserves. No really, ♥♥♥♥ you guys.
- I'm that guy parents warned you about.
- Don't make me take off my mask.
- Do you have a death wish? Cause I do!
- My ♥♥♥♥♥ is a surprise mechanic.
- WHAAZZAAAAAANothing, you just stay on the floor, understood?

=== Securing Bags ===
- Few more and I'll be able to finally buy the Train Sim Complete Edition.
- And some more for the piggybank.
- (dreamy) I wish I was as cool as Jon.

=== Finishing the Heist ===
- Avengers must feel like morons now. (loud)
- Boy, that's one violent-♥♥♥ video game. I love it. (loud)
- It seems princess really was in another castle. (loud)

- GOD, that was boring. (stealth)
- GRENADE! ...just jokin' man, relax. (stealth)
- Aww, let me kill more people, pwetty pweeeaseee? (stealth)

- And now for some action with Jessica Chobot (both?)

=== Guard Callouts ===
- I bet 5 bucks I can run past him.
- Senpai, notice me!
- Guys, guys! I've found one! Guyyyys!
- Stop mashing that key, I only have so many lines.

=== Pagers ===
- (loosely imitating woman's voice) Goodmorning, this is Steve's mom. Steve didn't return my phone calls. Could You check if everything is alright with my little sonny?
- Oh my God! There's a maniac shooting everyone and... Chris? Chris, are You there?
- Sorry man, rated M for Mature. *burp*
- Willcario, please paste the missing line in here.
- Yo, I have a problem. "Robbery", 5 words. Ideas?
- (different, irritated voice) ...I hate you so much right now, Jon.
- Oh yeah, that. I just wanted to say hi. Hi.
- Hey, it was getting boring so I did practice some shooting. You guys don't mind, right?
- Hey buddy it's me, Deadpool, again. How's it goin'?
- Heeyyy, do know how many pagers are left?
- 5 more minutes, maaa!

=== "Thanks" ===
- You owe me one.
-

=== Hurt ===
- Uhhh, I could use a cupcake. Or a pie. Because you know, reasons.
- Boy, my playa really sucks.
- Grinder, babyyyy.
- Ugghhh, time-out!
- Divide by 3, carry the one.... ♥♥♥♥ it, Meeedic Bag!

=== Downed, Calling For Help ===
- *sigh* ...again.
- (moany) ...and they said Perk Decks are baby mode.
- I've fallen and I can't get up!
- Draw me like one of your french girls.
- This wasn't supposed to happen...?

=== Swearing ===
- CHIMICHANGAS!
-

=== Hurry ===


=== FWB Line ===
- Ladies and gentlemen, THIS. IS. A. ROBBERY...! ...wait, what you guys waiting for? You actually expected me to say something else? Well, too, frickin', bad.

=== "Cops are Here" ===
- Now the fun part.
- Bring the noise!
- Let's hope these guys wear their brown pants.

[raidebaron]

It's a good idea, really, we can try to spam Overkill, 20th Century Fox & Ryan Reynolds to make a Deadpool Character Pack for Payday 2, here's why :

Deadpool is a Mercenary so it fits in the Payday Gang
He knows he is in a Video Game, a Comic, a Movie (go see it by the way) and he could say some interesting things to the heisters & the cops ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He's the Weapon X, it gives him an increased Healing Factor and knows how to use a very large variety of weapon

Overkill tried to make Payday a bit more silly with the Goat Simulator Dlc pack, and it worked pretty well in the game (even if it was not well recieved by the community during the first days), if Deadpool is included in the game, it would be awesome, even more awesome if he's voiced by Ryan Reynolds (he loves to play Deadpool) but he can also be played by Nolan North.

His lore would be the same as the comic, he's a example :
(Bain voice) : Deadpool, a crazy mercenary who thinks he's in a Video Game or something... he's crazy, much more crazier than Vlad. His true name is Wade Wilson, a guy with a Terminal Phase of Multiple Cancers, that's why he joined a Canadian Govemental Project called "Weapon X" who horribly defigured him or maked him "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" as he says, but it granted him an Increased Healing Factor, allowing him to heal any wound and make him... kinda immuned to Death itself.

[[ACPL] Jon]

Escrito originalmente por raidebaron:

It's a good idea, really, we can try to spam Overkill, 20th Century Fox & Ryan Reynolds to make a Deadpool Character Pack for Payday 2, here's why :

Deadpool is a Mercenary so it fits in the Payday Gang
He knows he is in a Video Game, a Comic, a Movie (go see it by the way) and he could say some interesting things to the heisters & the cops ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He's the Weapon X, it gives him an increased Healing Factor and knows how to use a very large variety of weapon

Overkill tried to make Payday a bit more silly with the Goat Simulator Dlc pack, and it worked pretty well in the game (even if it was not well recieved by the community during the first days), if Deadpool is included in the game, it would be awesome, even more awesome if he's voiced by Ryan Reynolds (he loves to play Deadpool) but he can also be played by Nolan North.

His lore would be the same as the comic, he's a example :
(Bain voice) : Deadpool, a crazy mercenary who thinks he's in a Video Game or something... he's crazy, much more crazier than Vlad. His true name is Wade Wilson, a guy with a Terminal Phase of Multiple Cancers, that's why he joined a Canadian Govemental Project called "Weapon X" who horribly defigured him or maked him "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" as he says, but it granted him an Increased Healing Factor, allowing him to heal any wound and make him... kinda immuned to Death itself.

Hey brah, kinda wrong topic.

You can safely assume Deadpool crossover won't happen, because big money, actors, Swedes.

Hence why we want to create a mod, for all our and Deadpool biggest fans, like Twitch.

PS: First post was updated again. I'd say this turned out really well. I'll get to recording soon.
PS2: Feel free to offer more lines. Still a few missing.

[Twitch]

xD tbh i am actually a deadpool fan, just not a Ryan Reynolds fan, but the comics back in the day, deadpool was pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool.

[[ACPL] Jon]

NoFlu, as for the difference voice for the "tribute" lines, I thought of something in this spirit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmQtSeDnMUw

[raidebaron]

Escrito originalmente por ACPL Jon:

Escrito originalmente por raidebaron:

It's a good idea, really, we can try to spam Overkill, 20th Century Fox & Ryan Reynolds to make a Deadpool Character Pack for Payday 2, here's why :

Deadpool is a Mercenary so it fits in the Payday Gang
He knows he is in a Video Game, a Comic, a Movie (go see it by the way) and he could say some interesting things to the heisters & the cops ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
He's the Weapon X, it gives him an increased Healing Factor and knows how to use a very large variety of weapon

Overkill tried to make Payday a bit more silly with the Goat Simulator Dlc pack, and it worked pretty well in the game (even if it was not well recieved by the community during the first days), if Deadpool is included in the game, it would be awesome, even more awesome if he's voiced by Ryan Reynolds (he loves to play Deadpool) but he can also be played by Nolan North.

His lore would be the same as the comic, he's a example :
(Bain voice) : Deadpool, a crazy mercenary who thinks he's in a Video Game or something... he's crazy, much more crazier than Vlad. His true name is Wade Wilson, a guy with a Terminal Phase of Multiple Cancers, that's why he joined a Canadian Govemental Project called "Weapon X" who horribly defigured him or maked him "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" as he says, but it granted him an Increased Healing Factor, allowing him to heal any wound and make him... kinda immuned to Death itself.

Hey brah, kinda wrong topic.

You can safely assume Deadpool crossover won't happen, because big money, actors, Swedes.

Hence why we want to create a mod, for all our and Deadpool biggest fans, like Twitch.

PS: First post was updated again. I'd say this turned out really well. I'll get to recording soon.
PS2: Feel free to offer more lines. Still a few missing.

you're right, i just submitted my idea, but who knows, maybe Almir will come here ;)

[Fino]

This could be good.
I am surprised you didnt mention it(unless i somehow missed it),but you could also use Sokol,as i belive that like Dragan and Jiro,there is no voice mod for him yet,and he fits the physical build.


Good luck translating Jiro's lines if you go with him.^^

[NoFlu]

Escrito originalmente por Fino:

This could be good.
I am surprised you didnt mention it(unless i somehow missed it),but you could also use Sokol,as i belive that like Dragan and Jiro,there is no voice mod for him yet,and he fits the physical build.


Good luck translating Jiro's lines if you go with him.^^

0_0 forgot that..... either he'll trail and error it or he gets a modder that can speak/listen japanese.....


Anyway which lines are still missing?

[raidebaron]

here's a line suggestion for === "Cops are Here" ===

"BRING THE NOISE"

[Draza]

(Swearing)

CHIMICHANGAS!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!1!!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!

[Twitch]

Escrito originalmente por Draza:

(Swearing)

CHIMICHANGAS!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!1!!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!

I never knew i could drink a taco

[Draza]

Escrito originalmente por Twitch:

Escrito originalmente por Draza:

(Swearing)

CHIMICHANGAS!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!1!!!!

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥!

I never knew i could drink a taco

I can drink meatballs

[[ACPL] Jon]

Escrito originalmente por Fino:

I am surprised you didnt mention it (unless i somehow missed it), but you could also use Sokol,as i belive that like Dragan and Jiro,there is no voice mod for him yet,and he fits the physical build.

Good call, but I know plenty of people like Sokol and his lines, same with Dragan.

But these could work as an "emergency" solutions.

Escrito originalmente por Fino:

Good luck translating Jiro's lines if you go with him.^^

Isn't there a stringtable \ pathing that shows which files are used for which kind of lines?

Still, I guess there's a few weebs that would help me. That, and my friend who learns Japanese.

Escrito originalmente por NoFlu:

Anyway which lines are still missing?

Shield callouts, most special taunts and extras used for specific events \ missions \ Poco spam.

[NoFlu]

Killed a Sniper:
(Imitates CoD announcer) UAV ready for dispa....(normal voice) erm wait, wrong game......

Calling out shields:
Beware D-Class vill erm I mean heroes!

Killing shield:
Even more useless the kiteman....
wait wrong universe....

Low health:
Divide by 3, carry the one.... ♥♥♥♥ it, I went down often enough... MedicBag!

[Draza]

Escrito originalmente por ACPL Jon:

Escrito originalmente por NoFlu:

Anyway which lines are still missing?

Shield callouts, most special taunts and extras used for specific events \ missions \ Poco spam.

I forgot about Shields! Here's some:

You REALLY want me to go behind you, huh?

Watch your back, ♥♥♥♥♥!

My sniper sense is tingling!

That shield won't stop my FLAMMENWERFER!

[[ACPL] Jon]

Updated. Gimme More! Special taunts, extras, go!